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they let my dumb ass on this thing.
January 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
god's grace is endless yet he has no room in his heart to love ice agents. they'll burn in hell the way they deserve.
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
check this out white boy
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
elon musk, as punishment for your crimes against humanity, i sentence you to work at a family dollar in boone county, west virginia for the rest of your life
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 PM
checkin out the vitamins in the family dollar clearance aisle
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
takin caffeine pills and melatonin at the same time and letting god decide my fate
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
sammy hagar called 'the red rocker' 'cause he a communist
January 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I wish I could be on the View… gettin to chat with my girls and get paid for it… “that’s life!”
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
carrying my subway footlong home the way i imagine french people carry around their baguettes
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
i don’t care if im shittin or fartin as long as i got a brand new carton of marlboros waitin for me there
January 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
that show where old country music guys sit around in a tv studio in rocking chairs playing their hits but it’s 90s indie rock dudes
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
finally found a record id been lookin for in the wild for ages
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
*james Taylor voice*
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen ash
I’ve seen long movies I thought would never end
I’ve seen scenes where Jake Sully could really use a friend
But I always thought I’d see avatar 3 again
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Monsieur, vous avez gagné le titre de meilleur internaute du jour !
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
M. Quentin Tarantino a été très méchant avec M. Paul Dano. Pas très gentil ! Il a dit qu’il était la partie la plus faible de There Will Be Blood. Je l’ai appelé le pire acteur de SAG. Nous aimons Quentin, mais nous ne l’aimerons jamais autant qu’il aime les pieds.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i gotta confess something about my identity..

I am the truth author of the Shakespeare plays, I did my work and took a Time Machine to 2020s West Virginia because the weed is better and watching Tempest on a streaming services beats standing room only
live theater
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the biggest cowards in music.... male artists who rewrite 'santa baby' to make it sound like they don't wanna bone santa. just sing the standard!
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
stool store called the Ottoman Empire
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
havin the runs while listening to a singer-songwriter from the 70s call it livin in jackson browne towne
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Cléo from 6-7
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
inventing the first restaurant where veterans have to pay more instead of getting a discount
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Certains m'appellent le cow-boy de l'espace, ouais. D'autres m'appellent le gangster de l'amour.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Aller à une convention de bandes dessinées plus tard. J'espère rencontrer la souris de "Flowers for Algernon".
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"i am so afraid of dying" damn jimmy webb me too
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM