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MrMustard
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Fully paid up member of the Wokerati. Drinks beer to dull the pain of every team he supports being hopeless.
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Precisely this👇👇👇👇

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All those suggestions are much appreciated. Will see what I can do.
If all you get is pictures of Newcastle United fans with their tops off, that’s Toonscrolling.
If all you get are pics of Michael Elphick on a motorbike, it's Boonscrolling.
If all you get is clips of Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan from the 1950s, it's Goonscrolling.
I am in Sheffield for one night (Thursday) this week. Which craft beer/real ale places should be top of my list? #bskybeer
They’re just down the road from me, which is amazing.
It sure is. I’m on the Cheese now.
Had that last night. Lovely drop.
One Battle After Another is a very good film. I’m very much a 90 minute movie kind of guy, but there isn’t an unnecessary scene in two and a half hours.
Awful news. Sorry to hear it. Look after yourself, and #fuckcancer today and every other day.
So you meant to say white then, yeah? Bore off racist.
What’s an indigenous Great Britain woman? If you mean white. Let us know who you really are.
Bridget Christie’s The Change is quite wonderful. Getting stuck into series two.
Abolishing stamp duty is insane.
2 so far. But I’ve survived 3 other redundancy rounds at 2 different organisations.
Really? I don’t get that vibe at all! Way too nice to be compared to a ‘Spoons.
So you’re saying not to believe the website which is saying it’s sold out and has been since 10am?
This isn’t helpful.
Yep, sold out instantly. Had no chance. Really frustrating.
Like #FBPE ones right? They’re the worst 😆
My annual order for the @ahoppyplace.bsky.social beer advent calendar has been placed. Can’t wait to see what treats they have in store for us this year.
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mfer is literally named "rob tombs", did they summon the spirit of the british museum into an op ed writer
I was paying £7.60 for a pint of that last night. Even that seemed excessive if I’m honest.