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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド)
@mrmorbid.bsky.social
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Born in the 80's, but raised in the 90's, Professional Smartass, Lover of swear words & double entendres. Ex-blogger. Taken 11 years by my love @flaemaru.bsky.social FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MUSK, FUCK ICE & FUCK MAGA!
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 8h
Even if it’s current Jamie Lee Curtis 🤷‍♂️
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
Why does this panel look like a cartoon still from a cursed Bullwinkle & Rocky/JLA crossover cartoon special? 🤔
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
He’s overcome his chronic CTE head trauma….for now 🤷‍♂️
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
You laugh, but that lame pickup line has actually worked more times than it legally should have 🤷‍♂️
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
Why does FDR look like Buck Strickland from King of the Hill?🤔
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
“Some people would say I made the best mark of all time. The HUGEST mark even.”
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
Oh look guys, here’s another one of those “facts don’t care about your feelings” people I keep seeing posting on social media.” 🙄
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 12h
“You drank a hog’s bath water?”
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 16h
A big ol’ goddamn liar at that!
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 16h
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 3d
I am confident that virtually everyone in this administration is within three hops of a member of a terrorist organization, probably several times over.
jameeljaffer.bsky.social Jameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 4d
This three-hops theory is especially insane. Even if you assume each person is connected to only 100 other people, there are 1m people within three hops of every suspected drug trafficker—and remember that even *known* drug traffickers aren’t legitimate targets. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/u...
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 16h
No Ted, the song goes “I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah.” Did you even listen to “Wannabe” from the Spice Girls?
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 16h
“Try new KWHAP! from Kellog’s. It’s an assault & battery in a cereal bowl.”
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 16h
“I’m not now after that kiss you tease.”
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 16h
Talking ‘bout ED in public ain’t good for you & me.”
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 19h
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 20h
Absolutely! Maybe but they’re still entertaining to me
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 20h
Damn. I can’t be the only person to feel these stories deserve to be animated shorts…
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 20h
I see Jimminy Cricket’s propaganda about wishing upon a star got another one. Poor bastard.
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Dr Bishnujee Singh @drbishnujee.bsky.social · 1d
Very true indeed, Presidential pardon 👇
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Sam Clarke @mfxduckman.bsky.social · 20h
That’s some real world champ shit right there. CM Punk could never. AEW 🤼
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22h
“Did you instruct the DOJ to go after them?”

🤥 TRUMP: “Not in any way, shape or form.”

Bro we all saw the message to Bondi
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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h
I fear getting dementia/Alzheimer’s just as much as I do dying because it runs on both sides of my family, so it’s a legit concern of mine 😩
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Chris Nagano @charliesaito22.bsky.social · 3d
The Long Suffering American Taxpayer has bankrolled Trump‘s 76 golf trips this year to the tune of $60.7 million

Today’s visit to Mar-a-Lago, his 13th visit this year, cost YOU $3.4 million

Meanwhile,the cost of groceries, fuel, electricity, continue to increase

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Trump Marks Full Month Of Government Shutdown With $3.4 Million Golf Trip To Florida
The Air Force One trip is his 13th visit to his Palm Beach country club since he returned to office and brings his taxpayer funded golf total to $60.7 million.
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