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michael monster
@mrmikeymonster.bsky.social
it all works somehow in the end…
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean the success of the dinner hinges entirely on the table centerpiece and decor?
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
it’s not thanksgiving til i burn my hand on the oven
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean tonight you’re going to glaze my little ham?
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
happy thanksgiving y’all
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean tonight you’re going to get stuffed like a turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean this dinner is also a costume party?
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
who up glazing a ham?
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
logging on
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
good evening monsters and beautiful ones 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#filmsky

currently rewatching:
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean this year you’re most thankful for leather daddies and jockstraps?
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my cat says that i can do hard things
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean this year you’re most thankful for the release of wicked: for good?
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean the kid’s table is actually just all your favorite twink hookups from the past year?
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
spending the day prepping for tomorrow

#gaysofbluesky
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
logging on
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
good evening monsters and sinister supervillains 🖤
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
my cat says we need to watch the new episode of dragula: titans
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean this year you’re most thankful for your bidet?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
my cat says i need to study for finals
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i hate gay thanksgiving, what do you mean you made the perfect girly pop playlist to play during dinner?
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
logging on
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
not now kitten, daddy is busy watching the new episode of the creep tapes
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
good evening monsters and good boys 🖤
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM