Cell phones killed the alien motherships and craft “so close I could throw a rock at it!”

#ufo #uap #aliens

I'm hoping to have a fully erect Christmas Tree tonight, complete with huge manly dangly balls

Here is my first post announcing:

There is zero evidence for aliens flying around earth!

Get ready for a lot more😎

@corkcoypu.bsky.social my funniest social media mate! 🏆🍻