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We serve alien bfs here, sir.

@mrgoldylocks.bsky.social

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I paint cool monsters. Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Nov 1

Scalie night at the bar part 3

Just as he thought he was done getting hit on.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 3h

dang what a solid he did her.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 5h

i can’t see why not. that may be something my buddy and i talk about at some point. i don’t want body mods to be cyberpunk level common, but there’s gotta be Some cool tech in a sci-fi story :D

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

im building ideas for future Vin and Max stuff, and want a little audience participation.

art scenarios or even just questions ASK THEM

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 17h

of taking him clothes shopping perhaps? he looks like hes got a lot of issues fitting into things. the shirt, the thong, maybe even you 🥴

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 23h

these turned out so well, bev. great work.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

things look ok on my end with the mobile app.

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AestheticMachine @aestheticmachine.bsky.social · 1d

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

dude that’s crazy. they’re so pretty.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

oh i love the obv gpt messages from the guy who doesn’t know what he’s talking about!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

it’s an interesting idea to think about, but seeing as it will encourage people to be even less interested in normal relationships with other people i’m kind of at a hard no. it will always be worse than you imagine it.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

im building ideas for future Vin and Max stuff, and want a little audience participation.

art scenarios or even just questions ASK THEM

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

Dang you Are sick. Its got you talking like marlon brando doing vito corleone. D:

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 2d

he can share mine 🤚

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 2d

no he likes wasting your time and his money. just let ppl enjoy things.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 2d

bonny i hope you stub your gd toe posting such bait

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 2d

he’s been in tougher jams than this, saurfangs not afraid of them!

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 4d

yes you do 🥴

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

It'll do you good, smaggy.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

big toothy lizardboys, sarq youve done it again :9

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 7d

the Daywalker, they call you

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 7d

if only one were so available 😩

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 7d

guuuuys zaggy’s showing off his conquests on main, set the tivo!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 8d

at this point i’m just gonna get a big foam insert like in electronics boxes and slot myself in there to sleep

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 8d

so you’re telling me an orc fried all this rice?!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 12d

all of them.