One of our best and brightest has passed.
He gave us art.
He gave to Earth.
He gave me great memories.
I'd like to imagine he's somewhere better, the Elysian Fields, just playing ping pong with Cool Hand Luke.
RIP Robert Redford. 1936-2025

We're in the Tyler Robinson discovery phase. Lots of rabbit holes, agitprop, shape-shifting, ad nauseum. The Groypers vs MAGA, and Fuentes/Kirk feud is getting traction. And as motives go, Robinson as a Groyper tracks. But I lean on my Occams Razor--just another Lost Boy.

Utah law enforcement and the FBI have few leads and are no closer to finding Charlie Kirk's killer.
The first 24 hours are the most crucial time in solving any crime. But help is on the way. The FBI has notified the Uvalde Police Dept, and they will be in Utah by morning.

FFS Gavin. You start to hit your stride, take three giant leaps forward to the Oval Office. Then with this post, you take 5 steps backwards, step on your dick plus 8 rakes.

For 10 years Charlie Kirk did nothing but place more value in guns than people, while punching-down on anyone who was not a rich, white Christian male. That was his grift.

Today he was murdered in one of the whitest, most conservative places on earth by a weapon he worshipped.

"These violent delights have violent ends."

Shakespeare's spot-on epilogue to Charlie Kirk's life.

No video exists of trump playing golf today. The press was barred from the trump golf course.

It's safe to assume trump rode around in a golf cart and did not swing a club due to his enfeebled condition.

I'm going to speculate that he was 1 or 2 strokes over par.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

Racist trope of black-on-black Waffle House melees.

The other place James Woods will never set foot again; a movie set.

"No more of those pants hanging low, beneath the beltline," says AG Pam Bondi.
"We have instituted a new city-wide dress code in D.C. to make America great again, and we believe every American will get behind this." added Bondi.

BREAKING
Judge Boxwine has issued new D.C. sandwich statutes.
--Assault w/hoagie--10 years
--Assault w/grinder--8
--Assault w/sub--15
--Assault w/hero--20
--Assault w/finger sandwich 5
--Assaulting the Capitol to overthrow an election--a signed box of Franzia w/note--thank you patriot.

Stay salty DC 🔥

Bondi is daydreaming about napalm and D.C homeless.
Patel's aluminum foil undies are wedging up.
Judge Boxwine is giving Steve Bannon the side-eye to stay away from her stash.

This skirmish brings to mind an old battle between Lenny Bruce and Nancy Reagan.
Bruce quipped that Nancy was the best little blow job in Hollywood. Nancy retaliated by claiming Bruce was not circumcised, so he was not Jewish.

No doubt. Backroom scuttlebutt is likely honest and unfavorable. But, fuck those guys (and gals) it's just Kabuki. We got the receipts--how they vote, how they support their Dear Leader.

Absolutely, godamnright Stephen Miller's fingerprints are all over the militarization of D.C. Miller is the Czar of Cruelty. Meanness, subhuman acts and evil is his oxygen. And for those just trying to exist, survive the horrors of this reign of terror, Miller has you in his crosshairs.

D.C. has a yuuge crime problem.
Just the other day I saw a white supremacist, a felon, an insurrectionist, and a pedophile on the roof of the White House.

I realize Congress is in recess. However, w/trump's near decree of martial law in D.C., right now would be a great time for our strongest, most vocal Dem reps to return to D.C. and start stirring up some good trouble. Hit the streets, protest, get loud, get angry. Get going before it's too late.

That was the scariest press conference I have ever seen in my lifetime. A bone-chilling, raise your hackles reaction to a dying democracy. Project 2025 is in full operational mode.

Violent crime stats in D.C show a decrease of 20% over the past 5 years. And if the convictions of 1,600 violent insurrectionists on Jan. 6 were not included in the D.C crime stats, violent crime would be down 30%.

Here's a complaint w/Bluesky.
Why in the fuckity fuck is Big Brother 27 trending every fucking day I visit. I do not believe any small majority or even a smidgen of Bluesky users are fans of Big Brother 27.

So, fuck you Big Brother 27, stop trending me mad.