Mark
@mrelms71.bsky.social
Married to Clare. Love Bob Dylan, films, Zelda. #BHAFC
Alex Horne is clearly desperate for a wee on this bus and I’m having serious No More Jockeys flashbacks. #HowLongAThon
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alex Horne is clearly desperate for a wee on this bus and I’m having serious No More Jockeys flashbacks. #HowLongAThon
Cue the most obliging team in the Premier League to make it seem as if there was never any crisis at Liverpool.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brighton and Hove Albion. #BHAFC
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brighton and Hove Albion. #BHAFC
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Cue the most obliging team in the Premier League to make it seem as if there was never any crisis at Liverpool.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brighton and Hove Albion. #BHAFC
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brighton and Hove Albion. #BHAFC
People I’m sick of hearing from:
Geoff Boycott
Quentin Tarantino
I’m sure more names will be added in time. This won’t include the people that we’re all sick of, like Farage, Trump etc…
Geoff Boycott
Quentin Tarantino
I’m sure more names will be added in time. This won’t include the people that we’re all sick of, like Farage, Trump etc…
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
People I’m sick of hearing from:
Geoff Boycott
Quentin Tarantino
I’m sure more names will be added in time. This won’t include the people that we’re all sick of, like Farage, Trump etc…
Geoff Boycott
Quentin Tarantino
I’m sure more names will be added in time. This won’t include the people that we’re all sick of, like Farage, Trump etc…
Ridiculous decision. There is clearly not conclusive enough evidence to overturn the on-field decision. Five minutes for that. What’s the difference between that and the England call in the first innings which was not out? #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Ridiculous decision. There is clearly not conclusive enough evidence to overturn the on-field decision. Five minutes for that. What’s the difference between that and the England call in the first innings which was not out? #Ashes
Well, I for one, cannot wait for this.
I've mentioned this quietly, but - since the summer my hobby has been making this ambitious murder mystery podcast. A story. Narrated by me, with a mouthwatering cast. Partly interactive. Trailer is coming tomorrow but if you like the sound of this, please follow @murderbastard.bsky.social.
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Well, I for one, cannot wait for this.
Stewart Lee tonight in Brighton was brilliant. Catch the Man-Wulf in the flesh if you can.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Stewart Lee tonight in Brighton was brilliant. Catch the Man-Wulf in the flesh if you can.
Surely it’s set in Hyrule. 🥁
Videos leak of Zelda Movie set in New Zealand #Repost
Videos leak of Zelda Movie set in New Zealand
The Legend of Zelda Movie has started filming in Wellington, New Zealand and a few loiterers have uploaded some footage of the characters in action on Instagram. The first video shows Princess Zelda being handed a weapon along with horses by a character that could well be the mighty Impa. The second video gives us a look at Link. The Legend of Zelda movie is set to be released in May 2027.
mynintendonews.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Surely it’s set in Hyrule. 🥁
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Spooky advent calendars still very much for sale... featuring many faves of TV, film and literature. Free Christmas at Borley card with every calendar. Lots of prints and cards also available. Reposts much appreciated. Thanks folks. sarahcoomershop.etsy.com/listing/1801...
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Spooky advent calendars still very much for sale... featuring many faves of TV, film and literature. Free Christmas at Borley card with every calendar. Lots of prints and cards also available. Reposts much appreciated. Thanks folks. sarahcoomershop.etsy.com/listing/1801...
The Traitors continues to be the most entertaining and compelling television around. So many iconic moments from Celia’s fart, to Nick’s reaction to Alan’s true identity.
And the composer of the show, as mentioned by Nick on #Uncloaked this evening, is called Sam Watts.
#CelebrityTraitors
And the composer of the show, as mentioned by Nick on #Uncloaked this evening, is called Sam Watts.
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The Traitors continues to be the most entertaining and compelling television around. So many iconic moments from Celia’s fart, to Nick’s reaction to Alan’s true identity.
And the composer of the show, as mentioned by Nick on #Uncloaked this evening, is called Sam Watts.
#CelebrityTraitors
And the composer of the show, as mentioned by Nick on #Uncloaked this evening, is called Sam Watts.
#CelebrityTraitors
Last night’s #Halloween double bill was Ealing’s masterful #DeadofNight followed by Wes Craven’s delicious #Scream. I didn’t exactly mind it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Last night’s #Halloween double bill was Ealing’s masterful #DeadofNight followed by Wes Craven’s delicious #Scream. I didn’t exactly mind it.
People saying Kate was overestimated. I think she was just estimated. #CelebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
People saying Kate was overestimated. I think she was just estimated. #CelebrityTraitors
They keep saying Alan was so clever to bring up Stephen when quoting Shakespeare to murder Celia in plain sight, but it was definitely Cat’s idea! #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUncloaked
October 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
They keep saying Alan was so clever to bring up Stephen when quoting Shakespeare to murder Celia in plain sight, but it was definitely Cat’s idea! #CelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitorsUncloaked
Flemming. Zian Flemming.
Goal - Zian Flemming
Wolves 0-2 Burnley
Wolves 0-2 Burnley
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Flemming. Zian Flemming.
That has to have been the most hilariously scattergun #Traitors round table yet. Every time it was like, “and now I’d like to turn our attention to [insert faithful name here]” Consistently and spectacularly wrong. Loving it. #CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That has to have been the most hilariously scattergun #Traitors round table yet. Every time it was like, “and now I’d like to turn our attention to [insert faithful name here]” Consistently and spectacularly wrong. Loving it. #CelebrityTraitors
Celebrity Traitors 2
King Charles may be planning to send Prince Andrew to a castle in the Scottish Highlands, according to reports 👀
Prince Andrew faces exile to Highland town amid pressure to give up mansion
www.thenational.scot
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Celebrity Traitors 2
Fuck me. One Battle After Another really is a hell of a ride.
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fuck me. One Battle After Another really is a hell of a ride.
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Jenrick could have visited Handsworth to listen to residents – he chose to pass through and make a judgement based on the colour of their skin. Instead of getting to know our nation of neighbours, he chose racism.
The Tories, Reform and Labour want to divide us.
The Greens say enough is enough.
The Tories, Reform and Labour want to divide us.
The Greens say enough is enough.
Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham
Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham
Shadow justice secretary criticised for suggesting he could tell how integrated Handsworth was based on 90-minute visit
Robert Jenrick complained about visiting an area of Birmingham where he “didn’t see another white face” and said it was not the kind of country he wanted to live in.
After highlighting the lack of white people, the shadow justice secretary said it was not about “the colour of your skin or your faith” and he wanted people to live alongside each other. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Jenrick could have visited Handsworth to listen to residents – he chose to pass through and make a judgement based on the colour of their skin. Instead of getting to know our nation of neighbours, he chose racism.
The Tories, Reform and Labour want to divide us.
The Greens say enough is enough.
The Tories, Reform and Labour want to divide us.
The Greens say enough is enough.