Mr. Dan Kelly
@mrdankelly.bsky.social
Chicago Writer/Editor from Oak Forest Living in Highland Park
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto."—Terence
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto."—Terence
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This is why you don't make friends with those people. You don't meet them halfway. You don't accommodate them. You don't try to understand them. You don't make peace with them. You don't "set aside politics."
HORRIFYING -
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Dismantling USAID & cancelling >80% of aid caused ~750,000 deaths by mid-2025
🧸Most were children
⌛️ Many died within the first year
😰 Preventable deaths were mainly from:
- HIV, TB, malaria
- Maternal & fetal deaths
- Malnutrition
news.westernu.ca/2026/01/u-s-...
Expert insight: U.S. withdrawal from WHO could affect global health - Western News
History professor Mitchell L. Hammond explains how the U.S. withdrawal from the World Health Organization could affect global health and disease threats.
news.westernu.ca
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
This is why you don't make friends with those people. You don't meet them halfway. You don't accommodate them. You don't try to understand them. You don't make peace with them. You don't "set aside politics."
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Injustice Watch's guide to the March 2026 Cook County judicial primary elections.
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February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Ten years ago, Scalia descended into Hell.
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ten years ago, Scalia descended into Hell.
Good. They’ll try to find a sneaky way to do something similar, but they got caught looking, so to speak.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Good. They’ll try to find a sneaky way to do something similar, but they got caught looking, so to speak.
Clavicular was brutally frame mogged by the ASU Frat leader.
February 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Clavicular was brutally frame mogged by the ASU Frat leader.
The man deciding who gets to live or die, folks.
Who among us, etc
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The man deciding who gets to live or die, folks.
“You know what would be funny that would also cause some people to become enraged?”
wouldn't mind trying a "kurachino" — cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken -- but how do i fit it into my car's cup holder? any ideas from you kurachino lovers out there?
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“You know what would be funny that would also cause some people to become enraged?”
Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
February 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
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BREAKING: 47 Senators just blocked a measure that would have provided billions more dollars of no-strings-attached funding for ICE and Border Patrol to continue their violence and abuse.
While we applaud these Senators for taking action, the fight continues.
While we applaud these Senators for taking action, the fight continues.
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
BREAKING: 47 Senators just blocked a measure that would have provided billions more dollars of no-strings-attached funding for ICE and Border Patrol to continue their violence and abuse.
While we applaud these Senators for taking action, the fight continues.
While we applaud these Senators for taking action, the fight continues.
Victor J. Andrew HS (Tinley Park; Go Thunderbolts) had a few athletes (baseball, swimming, and wrestling) that did all right, I guess, but Keith Edmier was the most interesting alum.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_E...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_E...
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Victor J. Andrew HS (Tinley Park; Go Thunderbolts) had a few athletes (baseball, swimming, and wrestling) that did all right, I guess, but Keith Edmier was the most interesting alum.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_E...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_E...
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"I am, I am, I am Superman
And I know what's happening..."
And I know what's happening..."
February 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
"I am, I am, I am Superman
And I know what's happening..."
And I know what's happening..."
Happy Lincoln's Birthday, from @mrdankelly.bsky.social.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Happy Lincoln's Birthday, from @mrdankelly.bsky.social.
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If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
Bud Cort has passed. I hate Harold and Maude with every fiber of my being, but he was always fun to watch.
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Bud Cort has passed. I hate Harold and Maude with every fiber of my being, but he was always fun to watch.
The "create a ChatGPT caricature of me based on all my interests on social media" thing can get really sad.
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The "create a ChatGPT caricature of me based on all my interests on social media" thing can get really sad.
The Joker killed in his earliest incarnations, then (after the comics code took over) he turned into a harmless goofball whose giant typewriter death traps were easily foiled by Batman. Then, in the 70s, Steve Englehart and Marshall Rogers turned him back into the psycho killer dick we know today.
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The Joker killed in his earliest incarnations, then (after the comics code took over) he turned into a harmless goofball whose giant typewriter death traps were easily foiled by Batman. Then, in the 70s, Steve Englehart and Marshall Rogers turned him back into the psycho killer dick we know today.
[Resisting the urge to argue against your point with all my strength because I'm 58, for God's sake. It would be mortifying.]
I think I need to get offline more.
Honest to god, I just said to my boss, "It's only kaiju if they're from Japan. Otherwise, they're just sparkling giant monsters" and got such a look, like I'd starting speaking in tongues while snake handling.
Honest to god, I just said to my boss, "It's only kaiju if they're from Japan. Otherwise, they're just sparkling giant monsters" and got such a look, like I'd starting speaking in tongues while snake handling.
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
[Resisting the urge to argue against your point with all my strength because I'm 58, for God's sake. It would be mortifying.]
What the hell? I would like to speak with the manager.
February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
What the hell? I would like to speak with the manager.
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carter’s solar panels and I think we’ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Sometimes I remember Reagan removing Jimmy Carter’s solar panels and I think we’ve been enduring this shit for way too many years.
Linked In is generally useless, but this is a good point for fellow advertising/PR folks. Pick a side, and pick the right one, because people will remember.
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Linked In is generally useless, but this is a good point for fellow advertising/PR folks. Pick a side, and pick the right one, because people will remember.
In lighter/stupider news, I finally found enough trophies to stop the Riddler in Batman: Arkham City. They made him so irritating, it's a pleasure to find him and kick his ass.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 AM
In lighter/stupider news, I finally found enough trophies to stop the Riddler in Batman: Arkham City. They made him so irritating, it's a pleasure to find him and kick his ass.
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Border Patrol agents after the shooting of Marimar Martinez radioed in, "We're on south Kah-Dee-Zee" for Kedzie. What in the heck
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Border Patrol agents after the shooting of Marimar Martinez radioed in, "We're on south Kah-Dee-Zee" for Kedzie. What in the heck
Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not men?
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not men?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not men?
I mean, the Scarlet Letter is already thirsty as hell...
Frankenstein was a commercial hit. “Wuthering Heights” is going to be a hit. Maybe the studios should look at classic literature adaptations as one way to get young people going to the movies. Woke 2.0 adaptations of Melville and Hawthorne. It’d work
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I mean, the Scarlet Letter is already thirsty as hell...