Sam
@mrcomit.bsky.social
Atheist • 22 • debates won: 39 • debates lost: 48 • 146IQ • Libertarian • 🌹 • web3 • ML • 129IQ • Anti-Marxist • LOVES AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅
kids born in 1956 are 70 now.
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
kids born in 1956 are 70 now.
i miss hawk tuah so fucking bad its not even funny
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
i miss hawk tuah so fucking bad its not even funny
guy who uses military time: a broken clock is right once a day
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
guy who uses military time: a broken clock is right once a day
broke guy asking the bank for a loan to buy 10 feet of rope and a stool
bro im good for the money i promise
bro im good for the money i promise
January 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
broke guy asking the bank for a loan to buy 10 feet of rope and a stool
bro im good for the money i promise
bro im good for the money i promise
What's your MAGA name:
Your name + "MAGA"
Your name + "MAGA"
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What's your MAGA name:
Your name + "MAGA"
Your name + "MAGA"
And here's a bonus top 5 EPs of the year list:
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
And here's a bonus top 5 EPs of the year list:
It's time for the annual MrComit Top 10 Albums of the year list
2025 was maybe my favorite year of all time for new music, so there's a lot of absolute peak to get through:
2025 was maybe my favorite year of all time for new music, so there's a lot of absolute peak to get through:
December 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It's time for the annual MrComit Top 10 Albums of the year list
2025 was maybe my favorite year of all time for new music, so there's a lot of absolute peak to get through:
2025 was maybe my favorite year of all time for new music, so there's a lot of absolute peak to get through:
i wanna be contrarian against e33 so bad but all the people unironically whining about how it shouldnt have been allowed to win so many awards are too annoying for even me to side with them out of spite
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i wanna be contrarian against e33 so bad but all the people unironically whining about how it shouldnt have been allowed to win so many awards are too annoying for even me to side with them out of spite
how i feel referring to an album as a "record"
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
how i feel referring to an album as a "record"
elite ball knowledge implies the existence of elite cock knowledge
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
elite ball knowledge implies the existence of elite cock knowledge
when the indie band promotes themselves with "we sound like a combination of -" and then lists the 3 worst bands of all time
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
when the indie band promotes themselves with "we sound like a combination of -" and then lists the 3 worst bands of all time
BREAKING: captain toad has been spotted on the launch star logs for epstein galaxy
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
BREAKING: captain toad has been spotted on the launch star logs for epstein galaxy
rotating finance bro: your net torque is your net worth
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
rotating finance bro: your net torque is your net worth
For Zohran Mamdani's first order as mayor, the cop who killed Peanut The Squirrel will be receiving the medal of honor.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For Zohran Mamdani's first order as mayor, the cop who killed Peanut The Squirrel will be receiving the medal of honor.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Thank you for your attention to this matter
If your pastor didn't talk about Charlie Kirk this morning, find a new Church.
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If your pastor didn't talk about Charlie Kirk this morning, find a new Church.
"to bits" has gotta be the worst way to get hacked
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"to bits" has gotta be the worst way to get hacked
on my third tube of ivermectin and i STILL cant get hard
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
October 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
on my third tube of ivermectin and i STILL cant get hard
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
anyone know how many its supposed to take?
wait.
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
wait.
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
he turned himself into a fucking PICKLE?????
listening to ed sheeran
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
listening to ed sheeran
top 9 reddit mods who have had sex
August 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
top 9 reddit mods who have had sex
do you think cranky kong still cranks it every night
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
do you think cranky kong still cranks it every night
"um, no. Spongebob doesnt live in a pineapple 'because it makes his cum taste better.' That's ridiculous."
June 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"um, no. Spongebob doesnt live in a pineapple 'because it makes his cum taste better.' That's ridiculous."
guy whos only ever played Pikmin 1 trying out Pikmin 2 for the first time:
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
May 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
guy whos only ever played Pikmin 1 trying out Pikmin 2 for the first time:
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
Getting a lot of 'Pikmin 1' vibes from this
Neil Armstrong Transvestigation: First WOMAN On The Moon?
May 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Neil Armstrong Transvestigation: First WOMAN On The Moon?
[on trial for murder]
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack
April 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
[on trial for murder]
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack
the prosecution is engaging in a blatant ad-homicide attack