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mpete91

@mpete91.bsky.social

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he/him | Purveyor of homegrown, poorly photoshopped, Apple Sticker and MS Paint, non-GMO organic shitposts

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 16h

new Oski dropped on r/berkeley

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 22h

Have you or a family member been struggling with your football fandom?

Have you watched games, complete emotionless to whats happening on the field? Talk to your doctor about Calgorithm (TM) today!

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 1d

“I won my first Super Bowl as a Head Coach the year she was born and my last one when she was 17. All told I have 8 rings!”

“That’s great grandpa, lets get you back to Nantucket.”

Oski helping an elderly Bill Belichick walk

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve taken the liberty of creating another useful explainer for this weekend.

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 2d

Going to try and cross-shitpost.

After a bye week break, welcome back

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! I spent minutes of research this morning looking up helpful information about our next football foe, the University of Chapel Hill in Carolina! Please help spread the word so that we are all well educated!

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 7d

It happened again.

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 7d

Happy “Cal Professor gets a Nobel Prize” Day.

Check the parking signs soon.

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 7d

Happy “Cal Professor gets a Nobel Prize” Day.

Check the parking signs soon.

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 7d

more fun oski photoshops

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 9d

So our chancellor rode a bike into the stadium this weekend…

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 9d

Additional updates, some of them have been converted to stickers and flags.

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 10d

All thanks to @writeforcal.com for photoshop.

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 10d

Hi @hollyanderson.bsky.social. @terencelau.bsky.social told me to post these.

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · 29d

hello @celebrityhottub.bsky.social looking forward to some fun games on the Fullcast this week @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi

a doll featuring Oski, Cal's mascot riding a tricycle

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · Jun 11

new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com tomorrow at 12 PM

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · Jun 4

new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com
writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · May 27

new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com
writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · May 24

said friend is trying to unseat a Republican in a district held for the last 30 years…

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · May 24

Is it ethical to donate a sum of money to a high school friend who is running for congress in the form of a Charity Bowl score?

(Said sum would be the score of Cal vs UCLA as he went to UCLA.)

cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · May 21

new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com today at 12 PM

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · May 20

Listening to The Single Wing for the first time on Phantom Island @stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

Haha! This College Football podcast is great!

Oh shit that’s some of the best parenting advice I’ve ever heard.

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mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · May 14

new Golden Nuggets at @writeforcal.com writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · May 2

he did what

closed captioning says “He bombed the Mayor of Walnut Creek for nothing” during a Giants baseball game.

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · Apr 30

new golden nuggets at writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM

Oski hitting Home Run number 756 at AT&T Park

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · Apr 23

Read about the guys that discovered a new color after blasting each other in the eye with a laser.

open.substack.com/pub/writefor...

mpete91 @mpete91.bsky.social · Apr 22

new golden nuggets at writeforcalifornia.com tomorrow at 12 PM

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