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I support:
Public libraries
Piracy
LGBTQ+
DID/OSDD
Kink (don't worry, nothing NSFW here)
Police/prison abolition
Unions

I believe:
Generative AI is bad
All war is bad
Genocide is bad
Representation is complicated
All art is political
Making art makes you a better person
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Jimmy and Stiggs (2025)

NO

0/10
You know it's low budget when there isn't even a dog
#NowWatching: Jimmy And Stiggs (2025)

This is a very normal image from this movie
#QuestionOfTheDay

What is a piece of media you are avoiding because you know if you watch, play, listen to (etc), you'll get addicted to it?
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

The Breadwinner (2026)

YES

Conor has an adorable spaniel. It's only in 1 shot.

12/10
I'm not allowed to say anything else about this movie, because I signed an NDA
#QuestionOfTheDay

What's a children's story you want to see as a #horror #movie? (In the vein of the movies below)

#QotD #Halloween #SpookySeason #Film
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Good Fortune (2025)

YES

Arj has a vision of his future, where he has a dog, but he needs to put down the dog
Gabriel has a monologue about how great dogs are, and how dogs deserve a better life

5/10
WTF???
And yes, dogs deserve a better life
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Pets on a Train (2025)

YES

3 dogs: a very posh greyhound puppy, a K-9 cop, and a very anxious Chihuahua who gets replaced by a different Chihuahua

12/10
I'm glad we're making up for the lack of dogs in the middle of the year
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

The Mastermind (2025)

YES

The art museum has 2 paintings with dogs
And Fred & Maude have a border collie

12/10
So glad the border collie is on a farm, so it can do the job it was bred to do
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025)

YES

Armando fantasizes about having a dog someday
There's a random establishing shot (just before the family meal) where a random woman is walking her dog

11/10
I hope Armando gets a dog someday
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

The Long Walk (2025)

YES

The group passes by a stocky boofer (probably a Rottweiler)
Later, we hear 2 dogs barking, but we don't see them

12/10
Good dogs
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Snoopy Presents: A Summer Musical (2025)

I WOULD HOPE SO

13/10
Good Boy
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025)

NO

0/10
We have a Bat God, Jaguar Goddess, Bull God
But no Dog God
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Play Dirty (2025)

YES

A dog sniffs Grofield’s gun. During the Happily Ever After, Zen suggests “We could buy a big house, get a dog…” When he turns her down, she quips “So no dog?”

13/10
Dog is absolutely the dream
Does That Movie Have A Dog?

Good Boy (2025)

I WOULD HOPE SO

20/10
Indy is truly the Goodest Boy
Haunted Hotel episodes 2, 3, & 8 have dogs
Episode 7 mentions a dog house as one of the best things in life
In Episode 9, Katherine asks “What really happened to my dog?”
In Episode 10, Abandon rejoices about leaving by saying "No more dogs!”
Debunking:

Taking Tylenol during pregnancy does not cause the Epstein Files to get released
But believing the victims does work
I just realized the pun in "hot take"
Unnecessarily hot take:
Jessica Nigiri singlehandedly changed the art form of cosplay in exactly the same way as Marcel Duchamp

Her single picture dressed as Slutty Pikachu shocked her community in exactly the same way as Duchamp's Fountain, and both communities asked "What is our art form really?"