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Andrew Granola

@mourningcake.bsky.social

310 followers 150 following 850 posts

Films. Urbanism. Iowa. Packers. Cubs. Kevin?

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calling in airstrikes on Kyle using this

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

Quickest 2hr 45min movie in history

Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 2d

It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 2d

It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

turns out she was sleeping with both the farmer and scarecrow 😢

back to the apple orchard to destroy feeling and brain cells with hard apple cider 🍺

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

@millsypop.bsky.social the gods have intervened and prevented a Cubs vs Dodgers NLCS.

The threat of @kyleskey.bsky.social has been #neutralized

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

Iowa offense scoring 30 in 3 quarters should be automatic firing

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t believe there’s a sports team named after people who make beer and I hate them

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 2d

what really baffles me is that Wall Street thinks Casey’s is worth $20B

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

God created it on the 8th day of creation (he was fuckin SUPER hungover from partying)

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

that is total bullshit

Scene from Logan Lucky

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

sorry your porn debut didn’t go as planned 😢

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

Back at the corn maze that my wife disappeared into last weekend. Will she emerge today or get snarfed up by a combine? Stay tuned to find out!

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I weep at the beauty of other cultures but then I remember they didn’t invent the Casey’s Taco Pizza so they can suck my dick

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks. I was going to lecture at Stanford but no flying in the Turd Trimester

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

Correct. Farts are like when you go into contractions

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 3d

It’s the turd placenta

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

I paid you $5k to delete those pictures and never mention it again 😠

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

Yes Mr BlueSky 😔

you have a very nice website that I use to look at butts

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

What if Kyle Skey was Kyle BlueSky?? lol 😂 can you imagine? 😆

@kyleskey.bsky.social

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 4d

Probably looking for your computer’s MOUSE 😂 😆 #terrific