χle Ormsby
@motivickyle.bsky.social
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Numbers and shapes at Reed College. Mathematician, parent, spouse, runner, 𝔣𝔯𝔞𝔨𝔱𝔲𝔯 enthusiast. He or they.
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'Tis a sweet and unctuous duty to repost A Squeeze of the Hand. etc.usf.edu/lit2go/42/mo...
mobydickatsea.bsky.social
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
motivickyle.bsky.social
Went to a pumpkin patch today with two corn mazes: the Haunted Corn Maze, and the Human Rights Corn Maze. What a dichotomy.
black and white horror image of pig monsters emerging from the corn corn maze that clearly spells out Human Rights For All
motivickyle.bsky.social
There should still be some pow in February, right?
Kayak screenshot showing flights PDX to Atlanta roundtrip for $258
motivickyle.bsky.social
This is the most autumnal one can be without incorporating plaid flannel.
Brown pants, heather gray shirt, navy blue work coat in a mirror selfie.
motivickyle.bsky.social
2026 ski passes obtained ⛷️ 😎
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seema.bsky.social
Congratulations, you're department chair.
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
motivickyle.bsky.social
Accreditation report due tomorrow
motivickyle.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Conditionally convergent spectral sequence"
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exercise to the reader
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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motivickyle.bsky.social
The Eighth Amendment only prohibits the government from inflicting cruel and unusual punishment.
paleofuture.bsky.social
To Be or Not to Be (Lubitsch, 1942)
TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.
Chicago: we will fight you.
PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
October 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM © Replies disabled
motivickyle.bsky.social
This perfectly captures the PDX protest vibe right now. Not exactly a conflagration.
Photo of cross-legged person in cowboy hat playing some kind of wooden flute next to orange cones and yellow caution tape. The caption reads "Outside the ICE building, which was cordoned off during Noem’s visit."
motivickyle.bsky.social
What's the name of the Muppets song about 1-by-1 polyominoes?
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Monomino.
motivickyle.bsky.social
"Wood shrimp" with a risk of "strong urine" taste.... I think I'll pass.
motivickyle.bsky.social
If you put the NSF code into Fortnite it unlocks a Sethuraman Panchanathan skin.
motivickyle.bsky.social
modulguy (pronounced like moduli)
motivickyle.bsky.social
It is regrettable that you will have to fail all of them.
motivickyle.bsky.social
Reviewing old photos to ensure the new puppy is as cute as Æsop was and folks, this is going to be HARD.
Adorable prancing puppy with black head, black butt, salt and pepper body, and dipstick tail.
motivickyle.bsky.social
Tate: How about we splice together these resolutions to get an amalgamation of group cohomology and homology? It's a little ad hoc, but —

Nikolaus-Scholze: Hold our beers.
Theorem I.4.1 of https://arxiv.org/abs/1707.01799 giving an infinity-categorical universal property for Tate cohomology.
motivickyle.bsky.social
Hell yes. Good job Sally and MIT!
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SALLY KORNBLUTH REJECTED THE COMPACT!! All MIT students and employees just got this email
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clancyny.bsky.social
He's a mathematician!

"The Portland Chicken—Jack Dickinson, 26, of Portland—started out protesting at the Tesla dealership, also on South Macadam Avenue, in February but has switched to the ICE building."
motivickyle.bsky.social
Hear me out: Tate cohomology.
motivickyle.bsky.social
A "yes first, details later" deal in the Middle East will certainly work out, no problems. In fact, I'm completely unconcerned about the details — certainly no devils therein.
NYT headline: How Jared Kushner, a Self-Described ‘Deal Guy,’ Helped Broker a Gaza Breakthrough

Trained in New York City real estate, the president’s son-in-law had a single goal: Get to a yes first, and hash out the details later. “It’s just different being deal guys — just a different sport,” he said.
motivickyle.bsky.social
I've toured Reed's reactor and one of the Nuclear Safety Administration rules is that an extra person always be present in case of an emergency. As such, there's always a student in the reactor control room wearing name badge reading "Warm Body".