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BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · Aug 15

KNUCKLESSSSS

GATHER THE CHAOS EMERALDS AND WISH FOR A PLASMA TV

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BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 24

Well, that's what it is.

Knuckles @radredechidna.bsky.social · May 24

Seriously? I didn't think being a guardian would involve *this* much care and attention...

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 24

Three.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 24

Three.

Knuckles @radredechidna.bsky.social · May 24

...

How many times is this now?

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 24

It needs to be done again.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 24

It needs to be done again.

Knuckles @radredechidna.bsky.social · May 19

But I spruced it up last week—

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 19

KNUCKLEEEEESSSS.

I need you to spruce up the altar.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 19

KNUCKLEEEEESSSS.

I need you to spruce up the altar.

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BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 15

I'm a girl kisser. . .

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BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I'm sorry for liking women.. 🥺

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Oh my. . . now I feel a bit bad.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I suppose so!

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

Well, you'll always be my friend!

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

It's quite alright. . .

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

< gay rock

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BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

It's quite alright. . .

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

I'm so sorry! I

Did not know!

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

💦

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

💦

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

Oh. Oh!

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I. . . like women.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I. . . like women.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

Oh uh.

Yeah?

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I am flattered. . . But.

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BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I am flattered. . . But.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

Mmm. . Yeah. . .

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I see.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I see.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

Oh? Uh. . Yep!

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Eh?

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Eh?

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

. . . And I also love you, too.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I'm a strong independent Emerald.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I'm a strong independent Emerald.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

. . . But my job is to protect you?

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Then get a job.

Go win a tournament.

Do something.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Then get a job.

Go win a tournament.

Do something.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

Emerald, we live on an island in the heavens.

The blood of my ancestors may flow inside me, but cash surely doesn't.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Knuckles.

Why do you not have money.

Are you a bum.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Knuckles.

Why do you not have money.

Are you a bum.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

I don't have money. .

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

We're stealing?

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

We're stealing?

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

No cap.

We gon' shoplift.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Hell yeah.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I remember my first time smoking a weed.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Hell yeah.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

. . .Bet. For real, for real.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Bet???

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Bet???

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

. . Oh, right. Yeah, we can head over to Wal-Mart or something later.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I am the power.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

I am the power.

Knuckles the Echidna @tougherthanleather.bsky.social · May 14

. . There is no power on the island. .

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

You did not get a Plasma TV.

BIG GREEEEEEEN @motheremerald.bsky.social · May 14

Where'd my arm go.

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