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Josh Allen being the best qb in the world doesn’t mean anything more than him being the best in the league
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i hate when nfl commentators say things in terms of the world, no one else plays this sport!!
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if anyone needs a comedy to watch, highly recommend platonic
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should I watch all of Steve Martin’s movies
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I had a pretty flight home
view of Buffalo from above - lots of trees in the middle of changing colors view above white clouds and sun shining view of sun setting over clouds with orange tint
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it feels soooo good to be on my own couch
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by who!! I had to miss the game
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are they being shown on fake elf ears lol
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but I really like them for those 2 weeks
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lolll I only like them for about two weeks and then they annoy me 😩
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hmmm do I need bangs again
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It’s crazy to me Orlando has more points than Gotham
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elite
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"Teal Pony Club" tifo from the @kcbluecrew ahead of the KC Current game. #KCBaby #NWSL
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I think I did just 1 after the decimal so yes
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I’ve been in Buffalo for 24 hours and I’ve had wings twice so far
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she doesn’t like other people but she’s never been actively aggressive before! She usually just hides.
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when our ac broke I would give Smaug cold brita water in a bowl in our room and now that’s the only water she’ll drink so I asked our rover sitter to do that. Apparently Smaug was super aggressive and wouldn’t let her into the bedroom, but I’m crying at how cute the photo of it is 😭
Gray and white cat sitting in bedroom doorway with head tilted
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took double my normal Xanax dose because the plane seating felt especially claustrophobic but my flight was only an hour so now I’m just feeeeeling goooood
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also - ban men, sports betting is disgusting