Morning Arrived
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Morning Arrived by @kellydmcc.bsky.social
Just Being Silly
Just Being Silly
Morning arrived like Conan the Chimnarian: Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee, when I’m hacking off heads I’m as happy as can be!
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Morning arrived like Conan the Chimnarian: Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee, when I’m hacking off heads I’m as happy as can be!
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Night fell like the twelve-legged sack race the months tried to run for the new year—…and, EVERYBODY HOP! FUUUUUUUUCK. Ow! I blame June. Fuck you, January, you’re supposed to set the fucking tone. Look, everyone knows, it’s always November’s fault, Mr. Elections.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Night fell like the twelve-legged sack race the months tried to run for the new year—…and, EVERYBODY HOP! FUUUUUUUUCK. Ow! I blame June. Fuck you, January, you’re supposed to set the fucking tone. Look, everyone knows, it’s always November’s fault, Mr. Elections.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like a creeping army of cold-toed rats dragging their icy tails across my sleeping face. #BadNoirClassic
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Morning arrived like a creeping army of cold-toed rats dragging their icy tails across my sleeping face. #BadNoirClassic
Morning arrived like a workman coming to shut off the gas for a bit—ever so polite but it’ll get colder before it gets better. #BadNoirClassic
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Morning arrived like a workman coming to shut off the gas for a bit—ever so polite but it’ll get colder before it gets better. #BadNoirClassic
Morning arrived like the Call of Cthulhu: Jenny, I got your number, I need to make you mine, eight six seven five Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn!
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Morning arrived like the Call of Cthulhu: Jenny, I got your number, I need to make you mine, eight six seven five Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn!
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like a molasses flood in Wisconsin in January, which is to say verrrrry slooooooowly, and then (when it freezes solid) very suddenly, which is why I’m posting a morning post at (checks watch) 4:30, or, as we here in Wisconsin refer to it: sundown.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Morning arrived like a molasses flood in Wisconsin in January, which is to say verrrrry slooooooowly, and then (when it freezes solid) very suddenly, which is why I’m posting a morning post at (checks watch) 4:30, or, as we here in Wisconsin refer to it: sundown.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Night fell like six raccoons in a trenchcoat and rollerblades rocketing down a greased hill toward a pocket dimension filled with ball bearings. Or, as we refer to it here in the midwest, Tuesday. #BadNoir
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Night fell like six raccoons in a trenchcoat and rollerblades rocketing down a greased hill toward a pocket dimension filled with ball bearings. Or, as we refer to it here in the midwest, Tuesday. #BadNoir
Morning arrived like three techbros trying to find their way out of a paper bag—okay, first we’re going to need about a billion dollars in venture capital and a big PR campaign on bag exit gig work…
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Morning arrived like three techbros trying to find their way out of a paper bag—okay, first we’re going to need about a billion dollars in venture capital and a big PR campaign on bag exit gig work…
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Night fell like six inches of snow landing right now: Hey, is that a low flying cloud–THUD. Fuuuuuck. Also, ow. Oh, and hand me the damn shovel…please.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Night fell like six inches of snow landing right now: Hey, is that a low flying cloud–THUD. Fuuuuuck. Also, ow. Oh, and hand me the damn shovel…please.
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#BadNoir
Morning arrived like a drunken marmot screaming at the neighbors: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war! Now Rasher, now Oinker, on Trotter and Hic…son…hic, hic, hic…son. Thash the stuff…whooo! *passes out and lands facedown in a bowl of Lucky Charms and Baileys*
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Morning arrived like a drunken marmot screaming at the neighbors: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war! Now Rasher, now Oinker, on Trotter and Hic…son…hic, hic, hic…son. Thash the stuff…whooo! *passes out and lands facedown in a bowl of Lucky Charms and Baileys*
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like the bast of times, morning arrived like the wurst of times, morning arrived like a cat goddess stealing German sausage. Wasn’t there a Batman movie about that?
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#BadNoir
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Morning arrived like the bast of times, morning arrived like the wurst of times, morning arrived like a cat goddess stealing German sausage. Wasn’t there a Batman movie about that?
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like the reign of Emperor Wile E Coyote—first of his name. “This ACME justice department kit is what I need to finally take down all those road runners…so many road runners, and they’re all laughing at me. I can hear them in my sleeeep! Meep! Meep meep meep! Make it stop!”
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Morning arrived like the reign of Emperor Wile E Coyote—first of his name. “This ACME justice department kit is what I need to finally take down all those road runners…so many road runners, and they’re all laughing at me. I can hear them in my sleeeep! Meep! Meep meep meep! Make it stop!”
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like a lazy grizzly—sure it's going to tear you limb from limb, but in a really desultory and bored sort of way. Yea, yeah, yea, claw, maul, chomp. Wake me when we get to chomp, okay?
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Morning arrived like a lazy grizzly—sure it's going to tear you limb from limb, but in a really desultory and bored sort of way. Yea, yeah, yea, claw, maul, chomp. Wake me when we get to chomp, okay?
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like a ham and keys sandwich—chomp, clink, ow-my-tooth…so, that’s where I left them!
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Possibly inspired by a true story.
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Possibly inspired by a true story.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Morning arrived like a ham and keys sandwich—chomp, clink, ow-my-tooth…so, that’s where I left them!
#BadNoir
Possibly inspired by a true story.
#BadNoir
Possibly inspired by a true story.
Morning arrived like dreams of Everest—so high, so beautiful, so anoxia…what’s that…hey are your fingers turning blue too…wait that was supposed to be dreams of avarice dammit! *dies*
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Morning arrived like dreams of Everest—so high, so beautiful, so anoxia…what’s that…hey are your fingers turning blue too…wait that was supposed to be dreams of avarice dammit! *dies*
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like an avalanche knocking at your back door—tock. Tock tock, may I come in? Tock tock tock, you should probably open the door, sir. TocktocktocktockTOCK, didn’t there used to be a house here?
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Morning arrived like an avalanche knocking at your back door—tock. Tock tock, may I come in? Tock tock tock, you should probably open the door, sir. TocktocktocktockTOCK, didn’t there used to be a house here?
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like six miniature poodles in a tuxedo—basically it’s the raccoons in a trenchcoat meme, but suuuuuuuper dapper.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Morning arrived like six miniature poodles in a tuxedo—basically it’s the raccoons in a trenchcoat meme, but suuuuuuuper dapper.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Morning arrived like a canoodle—no, not that kind, the canoe/poodle water dog crossbreed. And you thought Frankenstein crossed ethical lines…
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Morning arrived like a canoodle—no, not that kind, the canoe/poodle water dog crossbreed. And you thought Frankenstein crossed ethical lines…
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like the nine squirrels of the apocalypse—Famine, Plague, CAR!, Wol, Hawk, Cat, Dog, Fox, and, That Kid From Down The Block.
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#BadNoir
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Morning arrived like the nine squirrels of the apocalypse—Famine, Plague, CAR!, Wol, Hawk, Cat, Dog, Fox, and, That Kid From Down The Block.
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like the “cat’s nightmare.” You know the one where your human staff has completely forgotten their lines like “pretty kitty“ and, “let me get you another treat” and, “does the sad cat want out? let me open that door for you” and, “of course you can bring your mouse inside.”
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Morning arrived like the “cat’s nightmare.” You know the one where your human staff has completely forgotten their lines like “pretty kitty“ and, “let me get you another treat” and, “does the sad cat want out? let me open that door for you” and, “of course you can bring your mouse inside.”
#BadNoir
#BadNoir