Jessica
@morethanicanchew.bsky.social
I invented the scream-powered flashlight. The louder you scream, the brighter it gets. Perfect for horror movie protagonists and anyone who’s ever stubbed their toe in the dark.
Took a trip to the newly rebranded Gulf of Spineless Obedience and left a review. Spoiler: it’s a one-star tourist trap full of grift, gaslighting, and groveling. #GulfOfMexico #FixTheMap
February 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Took a trip to the newly rebranded Gulf of Spineless Obedience and left a review. Spoiler: it’s a one-star tourist trap full of grift, gaslighting, and groveling. #GulfOfMexico #FixTheMap