Moosenstein
@moosenstein.bsky.social
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Democrat, 49ers fan, comedian. Dad, man, woman, camera.
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Because it's pronounced aMErica first. Probably some grift involving Argentinian real estate or foppy-haired weirdo crypto.
This is the TRUE Republican party now. My guess is this type of conversation occurs more than we see.
Grown ass man. Can't operate umbrella.
It's not your fault. It's, obviously because I forgot to put my Niners flag out before game time.
Dammit. I totally forgot to put my Niners flag out. Sorry everyone
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If they trade for him he better leave his ligaments in Cincy cause they’re as good as toast in SF
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Patton! I can’t find video anywhere of your ‘clown….goofjuice…’ bit. Please help!
Wasn't this bitch sold to us as a Rhodes scholar or something with 10 languages under her belt? The grift doesn't go far from the Donald tree does it?
I don't know what the over-saturation point is exactly but it FEELS like Kevin Hart has passed it.
I'll say it again. There's something amiss in the Niners training room/medical facility. Injuries a part of the game but JEEEEEZUS!!
At some point the @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social need to realize that their player health issues are something systemic. Right? #49ers
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The rhetoric of a thug in high office.

Any head of state bragging about “deportations in the morning” isn’t a leader, he’s a domestic terrorist in a suit.

And that smell? It's the stench of American collapse, blighting noses worldwide and overpowered only by the gagging rot of the shitbag himself.
I clicked on the Dr. Don video on Youtube. I regret nothing.
drdonmusic.com?gad_source=2... #vodkatonight
Awesome. Thanks for letting me know.
Hey @vincemancini.bsky.social Re: Frotcast 645...'Cum extraction machine' and no reference to what's his name's mom?
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My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires.

When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
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I don't know how you don't go on these shows and when they counter with nonsense you don't just yell 'SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LIAR!' Repeatedly.
Why am I not surprised a racist donkey like Gruden is palling around with a racist ass like Frump?
RFK Jr is a shining example of just how even TACIT loyalty to Trump will get you far. For the longest time RFK was diametrically on the other side of Trump ideology but because he kissed the orange ring, he's running an agency that he has ZERO qualifications for. #fuckTrump #nokings #FUCKRFK