seb!
@moonscorched.bsky.social
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face down, washed up on the shores of planet desperation
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who the fuck are you to lecture me on color theory while you’re wearing cheetah print GOODBYE
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cozypilled sweatermaxxing sorta day
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hi hello i love having curly hair, wouldn’t trade it for the world etc etc,

BUT

this lovely wind/rain mix is doing me SO dirty rn

it’s fine i wanted to look like a scraggly disgruntled vagrant today happy monday <33
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“Here’s a sticker of me in my fursuit holding a shotgun”
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the words “angel with a shotgun nightcore” were just uttered nearby me and I think it may have been my activation phrase
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“You gonna find a way to sell that piss-car ya hear”
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hello bad financial decision in the making
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my lust for treats has consumed me
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voring madddd cheese balls rn
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fifa/madden son or gacha game daughter
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Dan Bejar if you’re on this app, I’ll give you one of my kidneys to play Rubies at the Philly show this Sunday.
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DESTROYER PLAYED RUBIES IN OHIO THE OTHER NIGHT??
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aaaaaaaaand lcd soundsystem tickets are still over $150 -_-
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car seat headrests cover of dance yrself clean pushed me down a flight of stairs (lovingly)
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whoever is scalping that Cameron Winter ticket in NY for $2k do me a favor and rethink your life choices
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jk hes reading tom robbins bc he is me
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shouts to @partyfuneral.bsky.social for designing Seb!
i haven’t decided what he’s reading yet but im sure its 2cool4me
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“This shit is white soul train”
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Okay wedding was sick, I love love, happiness to the couple etc etc

BUT

The person the bride sat next to me bc she thought we’d hit it off worth?

Told me the new ts album was her favorite album of all time
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I just married my best friends holy shit
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Ladies, Gentlemen, Domesticated Ferals, my sona has been actualized🍾
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MASSIVE CRYPTID ENERGY