“I'll tell you one thing. If the primates that we came from had known that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they'd have stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea!” Captain Sheridan Babylon 5

 "No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom," G'Kar, Babylon 5

"There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors."

Most annoying ad on British TV, the Turkish teeth in Trivago!

Diogenes, now there's a real barrel of fun!!😁😁

My niece wants to learn to play Bob Dylan music. So I bought a mouth organ for our Monica.🤨

My local ASDA, Jan 4th.

For the New Year, my wife gave me an Experience Day. She booked me in for a prostate examination!!

And so as the sun sets over Farmer Ackroyd's silage pit, we say a fond farewell to 2024. The year that Donald Trimp bought a new leash for Niggle Forage, David Limmey bought a new atlas and Icicles started forming on the inside of my bedroom window.

Somebody has just stolen our stollen. There's gonna be 'l' to pay!!

Here in Parva Major, being only a hamlet, we rely on Jill's shop in G.A.S. for our goods. For the festive season she has extended her opening hours. She's now open from 9am until 11am and 2pm until 4pm. On Thursdays she stays open for an extra 6 minutes. Profit mad!