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TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”

*Me: unloading a full cart*
“First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this.”

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Every year I debate if I should file my taxes or abandon my life and live off the grid in the wilderness, foraging for berries and collecting rainwater.

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A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about The Muppets:

Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it.

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Thoughts and prayers.
If you are defined as an “abomination” in the Old Testament make some noiiiiiiiiisseeeeee!!!!! 📣

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Them: What’s your body count?
Me: For what?
Them: People you’ve slept with.
Me: OH! I thought you saw the basement.
Them: What?
Me: What?

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I can relate to the US Government because I, too, am leaving questionably big decisions up to the whims of a mentally ill group chat.

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I am not arguing with an “alpha male.”
Go use your 3-in-1 shampoo and leave me alone… adults are talking.

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Babe. He’s not the love of your life. Yes he’s tall, but he can’t point to New Zealand on a map.
You’re just ovulating.
Eat a muffin and go back to bed.

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Accidentally combined “all good” and “no worries”, and said “all worries” - and it’s the most honest thing I’ve said all year.

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I like my whiskey like I like my men…
Twice my age, from Scotland, and left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years with very little oxygen.

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Crypto is over. This is the year of cryptic currency. Pay for your groceries with a mumbled prophecy and a cursed stone.

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I am not a social butterfly. I am more of a social bat; I always roll with the same crew, only come out at night, and only if there are snacks in the offing.

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No more emails. If you need me, you must venture into the woods by candlelight and call out my name three times on a full moon.

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Men are outta control. Just watched a 2/10 wearing visibly dirty basketball shorts and slides with bare feet call a solid 8.5/10 wearing makeup that took minimum 2 hours to do with a fresh blowout a “bitch” because she wouldn’t talk to him while she was waiting for her Uber….Wild. #thefutureisfemale
Me waiting for Stevie Nicks to form a coven of forest witches who dance barefoot and worship the moon so I can drop everything and join them.

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