MonkeyMan
@monkeymanweb.bsky.social
New Orleans artist living in Australia. #FatKidProject creator. Web & Graphic designer. You may have seen me on Australian or Japanese TV shows. https://linktr.ee/monkeymanweb
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MonkeyMan
@monkeymanweb.bsky.social
· Sep 1
Dear billionaires,
I just left a #ChappellRoan concert in Australia without committing a crime. This just goes to show that you CAN be a middle-aged white man on an island with underage girls and NOT sexually assualt them. #TheMoreYouKnow
I just left a #ChappellRoan concert in Australia without committing a crime. This just goes to show that you CAN be a middle-aged white man on an island with underage girls and NOT sexually assualt them. #TheMoreYouKnow
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Dear billionaires,
I just left a #ChappellRoan concert in Australia without committing a crime. This just goes to show that you CAN be a middle-aged white man on an island with underage girls and NOT sexually assualt them. #TheMoreYouKnow
I just left a #ChappellRoan concert in Australia without committing a crime. This just goes to show that you CAN be a middle-aged white man on an island with underage girls and NOT sexually assualt them. #TheMoreYouKnow
They look ugly & the cream cheese filling one didn't hold the filling. But like having an ugly child, you dress them up as best you can & send them out into the world in hopes that they are accepted not for what they looked like, but what is on the inside... dough & sugar. #fail #mardigras #kingcake
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
They look ugly & the cream cheese filling one didn't hold the filling. But like having an ugly child, you dress them up as best you can & send them out into the world in hopes that they are accepted not for what they looked like, but what is on the inside... dough & sugar. #fail #mardigras #kingcake
New profile photo.
Digital collage using Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop. Layers and layers of Photoshop.
Digital collage using Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop. Layers and layers of Photoshop.
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
New profile photo.
Digital collage using Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop. Layers and layers of Photoshop.
Digital collage using Photoshop, Photoshop, Photoshop. Layers and layers of Photoshop.
I designed this years ago... and I still stand by it.
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I designed this years ago... and I still stand by it.
My website is down. And it has been down for over a week. I have had the same web host since the 1990s. I can’t get a response from them either. Fellow web developers – who do you use for your hosting?
January 18, 2026 at 11:47 AM
My website is down. And it has been down for over a week. I have had the same web host since the 1990s. I can’t get a response from them either. Fellow web developers – who do you use for your hosting?
Celebrating 30 years in 2026!
January 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Celebrating 30 years in 2026!
Back in 2019, I was listening to an episode of the Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast with guest, and graphic design icon Chip Kidd. The topic was Batman.
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Back in 2019, I was listening to an episode of the Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast with guest, and graphic design icon Chip Kidd. The topic was Batman.
Dear #Hollywood. If you liked Sinners & The Studio. You're going to love my #screenplay HollyWEIRD! #Vampires + Hollywood satire mashed together in the most ridiculous way. And it’s created without AI! #goldenglobes #supernaturalcomedy #makemymovie #originalconcept #noAI #AIfree #screenwriting
January 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Dear #Hollywood. If you liked Sinners & The Studio. You're going to love my #screenplay HollyWEIRD! #Vampires + Hollywood satire mashed together in the most ridiculous way. And it’s created without AI! #goldenglobes #supernaturalcomedy #makemymovie #originalconcept #noAI #AIfree #screenwriting
Mentally, I'm here.
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Mentally, I'm here.
I know it's self-indulgent, but happy birthday to me!
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I know it's self-indulgent, but happy birthday to me!
This weekend, I went to buy a new car, replace my phone and get new glasses. Guess which one was the easist to do?
Wrong! It was the fucking car.
Wrong! It was the fucking car.
a man is talking to another man and says `` i 'd like to speak to your manager . ''
ALT: a man is talking to another man and says `` i 'd like to speak to your manager . ''
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 AM
This weekend, I went to buy a new car, replace my phone and get new glasses. Guess which one was the easist to do?
Wrong! It was the fucking car.
Wrong! It was the fucking car.
If you're wondering why the "peace prize president" and Kegsbreath dropping bombs on civilian.... 🛢🛢🛢💀🪖🔥👎
youtube.com/watch?v=ZiOx...
youtube.com/watch?v=ZiOx...
Die For Oil, Sucker (T.W.O.T. Addition)
YouTube video by Jello Biafra - Topic
youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 AM
If you're wondering why the "peace prize president" and Kegsbreath dropping bombs on civilian.... 🛢🛢🛢💀🪖🔥👎
youtube.com/watch?v=ZiOx...
youtube.com/watch?v=ZiOx...
Out with the old and in with the new. #happynewyear
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Out with the old and in with the new. #happynewyear
Looking to sell my 2011 Hyundai and replace it with something from this decade. Test drove a Chery today and looked at an MG. Too many brands that I'm familiar with are out of my price range. Anyone have any suggestions for cars in Australia that aren't ancient or cost an arm and a leg?
a kermit the frog is driving a car and wearing a seat belt .
ALT: a kermit the frog is driving a car and wearing a seat belt .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Looking to sell my 2011 Hyundai and replace it with something from this decade. Test drove a Chery today and looked at an MG. Too many brands that I'm familiar with are out of my price range. Anyone have any suggestions for cars in Australia that aren't ancient or cost an arm and a leg?
I'm feeling a little down about my art. I haven't sold an original piece all year. I can't find anyone interested in my writing either. At least I have the day job where I can create. But it's just not the same. #Aritsts on @bsky.app , what do you do when you feel that your work is unappreciated?
December 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
New shirt available for all of you radical leftist scum! 👕 www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8554...
Radical Leftist Scum (distressed) by monkeymanweb
Radical Leftist Scum (distressed) by Brian "MonkeyMan" Richard
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December 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
New shirt available for all of you radical leftist scum! 👕 www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8554...
For the final time, here is my Stranger Things / Charlie Brown Christmas crossover from 2016.
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
For the final time, here is my Stranger Things / Charlie Brown Christmas crossover from 2016.
It's a Wonderful Life is the perfect film. The only way I would accept a remake is if Clarence is a biblically accurate angel.
#christmasmovies
#christmasmovies
a man is standing in the snow with his arms in the air in front of a sign that says merry christmas .
ALT: a man is standing in the snow with his arms in the air in front of a sign that says merry christmas .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
It's a Wonderful Life is the perfect film. The only way I would accept a remake is if Clarence is a biblically accurate angel.
#christmasmovies
#christmasmovies
Just out of curiosity, I fed some of my original drawings into #NanoBananaPro via #photoshop. No explanation of who is in the photo ‐ just asked it to turn my drawing into a photo (though with more details about lightning and what not to do). I am impressed and frightened at the same time.
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Just out of curiosity, I fed some of my original drawings into #NanoBananaPro via #photoshop. No explanation of who is in the photo ‐ just asked it to turn my drawing into a photo (though with more details about lightning and what not to do). I am impressed and frightened at the same time.
Okay... so on top of my Goldie Wilson Paradox theory, I have more questions. I just finished rewatching Back to the Future Part II. This time my questions are about Griff Tannen. Specifically, his existance. Griff is Biff's grandson, right?
a man wearing a helmet stands in front of a texas gas station
ALT: a man wearing a helmet stands in front of a texas gas station
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Okay... so on top of my Goldie Wilson Paradox theory, I have more questions. I just finished rewatching Back to the Future Part II. This time my questions are about Griff Tannen. Specifically, his existance. Griff is Biff's grandson, right?
Here is a storyboard video of one of my #screenplay scenes. Pitch deck link in bio. #elevatorpitch: A young woman wants to be a big star but can’t get a break until she finds out that Hollywood’s newest hunk is a vampire. youtu.be/Mbb2IJqlhaQ
#supernaturalcomedy #indiefilm #screenwriting #storyboard
#supernaturalcomedy #indiefilm #screenwriting #storyboard
HollyWEIRD TV - Storyboard #1
YouTube video by Monkey Man
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Here is a storyboard video of one of my #screenplay scenes. Pitch deck link in bio. #elevatorpitch: A young woman wants to be a big star but can’t get a break until she finds out that Hollywood’s newest hunk is a vampire. youtu.be/Mbb2IJqlhaQ
#supernaturalcomedy #indiefilm #screenwriting #storyboard
#supernaturalcomedy #indiefilm #screenwriting #storyboard
#HollyWEIRD Pitch deck link in bio
#FYP #supernaturalcomedy #indiefilm #screenwriting #goldengirls #anniepotts #veneill #joanjett #daria #sarahsherman #chloebennet #aubreyplaza #haileesteinfeld youtu.be/H_1yHt5GLyM
#FYP #supernaturalcomedy #indiefilm #screenwriting #goldengirls #anniepotts #veneill #joanjett #daria #sarahsherman #chloebennet #aubreyplaza #haileesteinfeld youtu.be/H_1yHt5GLyM
HollyWEIRD TV - Character Intro: Elsa Strom
YouTube video by Monkey Man
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM