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Monkey60t

Monkey60t

@monkey60t.bsky.social

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I'm a double-biology degree holder who loves all things related to dogs and seals.

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Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 1d

Same for tits and bellies.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 3d

A bit unfortunate that he shares his name with a sexy pink-haired dinosaur robot girl. Also, in case you're wondering, yes, there is fanart of the two "hooking up".

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 4d

MAGA accusing people who say bad things about Bibi of being antisemitic is rich considering that their two favorite phrases "America First" and "Christ is King" were both used as antisemitic dogwhistles by the KKK.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 5d

In contrast, I’m the Gleeok reaper. Speaking of which, I hope that the final Grimm in RWBY is a gigantic 3-headed Wyvern.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe Executor could eat one?

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 10d

I want to pet the pussy. And also Monika.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 12d

A zeppelin.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 12d

In that case, Charlie has a lot of drinking to do. Hope you're not lactose intolerant, Charlie! Otherwise you'll turn into zeppelin!

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 12d

Translation: "I'm going to give the orange idiot whatever he wants, and do whatever he tells me to do."

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 12d

I loved Yong as Kiryu in Infinite Wealth!

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 12d

Her voice is my favorite amongst Laura Bailey's more obscure roles.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 13d

Basically Makar and Jaune if they did the metamoran fusion dance.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 14d

He hasn't enacted it yet. Hell, he hasn't even said when or how he'd do it. I suspect either compliance in advance or corporate greed. Or worse, both.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 16d

Credit to John Jafari, aka Jontron.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 18d

Oh please, she’s not full. I bet she could hold at least 100 gallons of water on top of it. She’d just have to drink it through the other end.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 21d

Trump‘s supporters are already antisemitic, as indicated by their frequent use of the phrase “Christ is King”, which is an antisemitic dogwhistle used to discriminate against Jews that won’t convert to Christianity. MAGA, if you hate Jews so much, just call them the slur Mel Gibson did back in 2020.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · 25d

I’m glad that it let us listen to Robin Williams’s genie voice one last time.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Oct 9

What people tell me about Rebecca vs. my response:

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Oct 8

The Night Juicer is my favorite Pikmin short. Basically a horror movie for Pikmin.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Oct 7

This is what Blake does to pictures of Sun. Now you know why it always smells like burnt fish in her room.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Oct 4

Or better yet, Monika jacking off.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Oct 2

Thank you for telling me.

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Oct 2

I wasn't aware of that. What did they name it?

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Oct 2

In honor of my favorite motorcycle, Bumblebee, I've decided to name Samus's new hog "Murder Hornet".

Monkey60t @monkey60t.bsky.social · Sep 30

Post something random, or have an awful October.