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Molly
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I hate this timeline.

Minnesotan | Working Class | Kind of Salty | Ham Radio Tech | Divemaster | Chicken Lady

The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane.
The FBI has at least A THOUSAND agents who are willing to cover up crimes by redacting and pretending they don’t exist.

Fucking hell. No justice, no peace.
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Somewhere in Illinois 😍

#roadtrip
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Vacation read: activated!

Thanks @haileypiperfights.bsky.social 🥰
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Newly fledged grandparents: it’s time to talk to your kids about vaccinating your grandbabies.

#DoYourPart
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Represent, boys. Respect.
“Do you support ICE?”
“Not really.”
“Hell f*ckin’ nah.”

These two dudes drink for free on us if we ever run into them in Minnesota 🍻
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Finally able to watch Wake Up Dead Man and it was everything I needed it to be. So great!
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There’s gonna come a point where he lets something BAAAAD slip out of his butthole mouth.

Dementia has a way of lowering the threshold, and it’s very apparent there wasn’t much of one to begin with.
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Shipping for a new charger and my kid says

“there’s a difference between a USB and an American Bee”.

Oh really? 🤣
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This administration brings a whole “reality is what I say it is” vibe to the country that I don’t really like.
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The days are long, but the years are also… long. Everything feels heavy when you’re living with a supremely stupid president.
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The USA should have Profit Sharing 4 All at this point.

Just give us the cash and let us spend it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Abrego Garcia proves what MAGAmericans seem to have forgotten:

Real power lies in The Constitution.

Let’s keep reminding them.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Erica Kirk is a terrible public speaker. Zero charisma.

And for this I am grateful.
December 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We all know that if something is “trumped up” it’s bad. I really think that should have been our first clue, y’all 😭
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
After hearing about the #Swiss Yodelling being added to the #UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage Lists, I assumed there wouldn’t be anything on the list from the USA. I was correct.

What practice would you add to the list if you could pick a cultural heritage to represent the USA?
December 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
RIP to having health insurance, I guess.
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
When he is dead - we all know it’s coming, there will be an immediate push for everything to be named after him.

Until the reckoning, when secrets are leaked and the truth seeps out.

Then it will be a race to disavow ever supporting him, and complete erasure of his existence.

I can’t wait.
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised if ICE started targeting children adopted from outside the US. It’s only a matter of time, people.

“First they came for the ‘criminals’ and I spoke up because I’ve read the fucking poem”
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by Molly
The Trump administration is reportedly trying to strongarm the International Criminal Court into changing its founding document to carve out an exception for President Donald Trump and his top officials ensuring that they are never prosecuted by the court for potential war crimes.
Trump Administration Reportedly Pushing ICC to Exempt Trump From War Crimes Prosecution
“This is rogue state behavior,” one expert said.
truthout.org
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If Trump’s mouth looks like a butthole, and his neck looks like a vagina…

Dos that make his chin the taint?
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Look at this little munchkin.

Look at him!
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Wow just reading about this makes me so mad for him. I hope they get justice over this mini TRUMP administration thinking they can cover up a CRIME!!
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I think I’m gonna start #StrangerThings season 5 after we eat.

As has been my mantra since season 1: Protect Will Byers at all costs.

Carry on!
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Republicans can see a headline about a GOP member being held accountable for some crime they committed and they will say, “see we hold our people accountable” and then see a headline for a Democrat and all the sudden it’s an indictment of the whole party.

1/2
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
How about this: Alpha Males are genuinely kind and honest men who treat people with respect.
I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM