Mojojojo Jonas Brother
@mojojojonasbrother.bsky.social
The unspoken, unheard, unrestricted 4th brother.
If my employer is reading this... I'm JOKING, I work SO hard, and would never commit time theft.
If my employer is reading this... I'm JOKING, I work SO hard, and would never commit time theft.
When I run fast, I want people to call me a "Lighting McQueen looking MF"
June 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When I run fast, I want people to call me a "Lighting McQueen looking MF"
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
April 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
Big man bowser 🕺
Some people aren't hot enough to be a conservative, like if you're going to be crazy at least be hot???
April 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Some people aren't hot enough to be a conservative, like if you're going to be crazy at least be hot???
needing a hashbrown right now
April 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
needing a hashbrown right now
autocorrect changing the word "weekend" to "weakened thai"
March 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
autocorrect changing the word "weekend" to "weakened thai"
Anyone here want free trauma from an avoidant attachment style?
March 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anyone here want free trauma from an avoidant attachment style?
It's not a brand new mushroom burger, it's a brand new washroom burger.
March 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's not a brand new mushroom burger, it's a brand new washroom burger.
Wake up, go canada go, then back to bed.
March 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wake up, go canada go, then back to bed.
I want to date someone who doesn't believe in salmonella
March 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I want to date someone who doesn't believe in salmonella
I show my parents I love them by only getting tattoos in places they can't see
March 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I show my parents I love them by only getting tattoos in places they can't see
Don't ask me "how are you" before 10am, like idek how i am??
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Don't ask me "how are you" before 10am, like idek how i am??
Just gave a cat some salmon, they eating good tonight.
March 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just gave a cat some salmon, they eating good tonight.
Why doesn't Flavor Flav follow me back?
March 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why doesn't Flavor Flav follow me back?
The metaphysical store had some fucked up energy today.
March 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The metaphysical store had some fucked up energy today.
STOP MANIFESTING ME.
March 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
STOP MANIFESTING ME.
I'm on hate watch.
February 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm on hate watch.
Anyone in a band want to marry me?
February 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Anyone in a band want to marry me?
Where are the wetlands.
February 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Where are the wetlands.
Do people still go sicko mode?
February 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Do people still go sicko mode?
Realized I forgot my wallet at home when the bus came. Time to call in sick due to this minor inconvenience.
February 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Realized I forgot my wallet at home when the bus came. Time to call in sick due to this minor inconvenience.
I hate learning against my will.
February 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I hate learning against my will.
SALT KEEPS GETTING INTO MY BOOT.
February 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
SALT KEEPS GETTING INTO MY BOOT.
Fortnite duos with a Mariah Carey skin.
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fortnite duos with a Mariah Carey skin.
I can't find my legs.
February 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I can't find my legs.