michael
@modality.bsky.social
confidently strutting across various landscapes
https://modality.itch.io/
https://modality.itch.io/
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when the 1/4 of the gummy hits and you realize that you've fucked something up
Went to the movie theaters today and in the middle of the movie a woman in front of me opened the calculator app on her phone and started dividing random numbers for like 5 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
when the 1/4 of the gummy hits and you realize that you've fucked something up
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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stop reading memoirs and the new york times and start reading a goddamn novel in a field under the open sky you cretins
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
stop reading memoirs and the new york times and start reading a goddamn novel in a field under the open sky you cretins
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When it comes to delicious treats, I am always on that dont mind if I do shit
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When it comes to delicious treats, I am always on that dont mind if I do shit
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we wanted to make samus’s experience as a capable woman more realistic, so we gave her an annoying man who thinks that he’s funny and constantly telling her what to do
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
we wanted to make samus’s experience as a capable woman more realistic, so we gave her an annoying man who thinks that he’s funny and constantly telling her what to do
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Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
Could live both más and free
they put a guy who looks like an opinion columnist / startup founder in Metroid
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
they put a guy who looks like an opinion columnist / startup founder in Metroid
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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nice introduction, but I've already depicted you as the frivolous psychic Robert Lees and myself as the stern and serious Sir William Gull
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
nice introduction, but I've already depicted you as the frivolous psychic Robert Lees and myself as the stern and serious Sir William Gull
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“I don’t want to go back to La Boca, and I can’t in good conscience recommend that anyone else eat there.”
A wonderfully-written review of a very good restaurant is one thing, but a wonderfully-written review of a very bad restaurant is something else all together.
Bravo, @hels.bsky.social.
A wonderfully-written review of a very good restaurant is one thing, but a wonderfully-written review of a very bad restaurant is something else all together.
Bravo, @hels.bsky.social.
La Boca Is All Smoke, No Fire
The Argentinean chef Francis Mallmann is notorious for his love of cooking over open flames. With his New York début, he fizzles out.
www.newyorker.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“I don’t want to go back to La Boca, and I can’t in good conscience recommend that anyone else eat there.”
A wonderfully-written review of a very good restaurant is one thing, but a wonderfully-written review of a very bad restaurant is something else all together.
Bravo, @hels.bsky.social.
A wonderfully-written review of a very good restaurant is one thing, but a wonderfully-written review of a very bad restaurant is something else all together.
Bravo, @hels.bsky.social.
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every year, once a year, I have to google Geoff Keighley so I can understand why all my online friends are taking what seems to be immense psychic damage
December 13, 2024 at 1:48 AM
every year, once a year, I have to google Geoff Keighley so I can understand why all my online friends are taking what seems to be immense psychic damage
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English is such a beautiful language
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
English is such a beautiful language
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It's kind of saddening knowing that Over/Under is gonna end soon because once it's over all the RPers are gonna be put down.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It's kind of saddening knowing that Over/Under is gonna end soon because once it's over all the RPers are gonna be put down.
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being a tabletop designer means sometimes you find an Untitled Spreadsheet and inside is just the numbers 1 to 100 in order
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
being a tabletop designer means sometimes you find an Untitled Spreadsheet and inside is just the numbers 1 to 100 in order
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Baseball player physiognomies:
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Baseball player physiognomies:
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
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(over/under bloats to enormous size at the jump) boy I hope this doesn't turn out exactly like blaseball
(aspects of the game are not well communicated and people get incredibly loud and angry) oh weird it's turning out exactly like blaseball
(aspects of the game are not well communicated and people get incredibly loud and angry) oh weird it's turning out exactly like blaseball
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
(over/under bloats to enormous size at the jump) boy I hope this doesn't turn out exactly like blaseball
(aspects of the game are not well communicated and people get incredibly loud and angry) oh weird it's turning out exactly like blaseball
(aspects of the game are not well communicated and people get incredibly loud and angry) oh weird it's turning out exactly like blaseball
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I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...
defector.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
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