Matt Payne
@mlpayne.bsky.social
I’m a fractional sales enablement solopreneur. I live in Portland, Oregon and love nature and sports. Trailblazers, Oregon Ducks, Denver Broncos, St. Louis Cards, McLaren.
@americanair.bsky.social is the worst. So impersonal and incompetent. Welcome to St. Louis. Oh nevermind. We are just going to park a long way from the terminal and wait for awhile.
May 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@americanair.bsky.social is the worst. So impersonal and incompetent. Welcome to St. Louis. Oh nevermind. We are just going to park a long way from the terminal and wait for awhile.
Who is going to “George Clooney” Schumer?
April 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Who is going to “George Clooney” Schumer?
CBS just canceled their FBI TV show with a new one in the works called FBI-CIA. I’m curious when the FBI-KGB show will be released.
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
CBS just canceled their FBI TV show with a new one in the works called FBI-CIA. I’m curious when the FBI-KGB show will be released.
We need to start a marketing campaign to Europe that says, “Americans who travel to Europe didn’t vote for the tariff king.”
March 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We need to start a marketing campaign to Europe that says, “Americans who travel to Europe didn’t vote for the tariff king.”
I’m leading a sales training today in DC. It looks like an older version of Lumen from Severence.
February 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m leading a sales training today in DC. It looks like an older version of Lumen from Severence.
I wrote a sitcom theme song about Don and Elon.
Living Life Far Right by @mattlpayne | Suno
Cheesy 90s sitcom about two roommates song. Listen and make your own with Suno.
suno.com
February 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I wrote a sitcom theme song about Don and Elon.
What if Elon realized he couldn’t live on Mars in his lifetime and his plan is to start WW3, live in a bunker with all his kids and baby mamas, so he can re-populate the planet which will then resemble Mars?
February 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What if Elon realized he couldn’t live on Mars in his lifetime and his plan is to start WW3, live in a bunker with all his kids and baby mamas, so he can re-populate the planet which will then resemble Mars?
Forget calling him POTUS and call him BLOTUS (Big Liar of the United States).
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Forget calling him POTUS and call him BLOTUS (Big Liar of the United States).
I didn’t realize the Handmaid’s Tale final season was going to be reality TV. 😢
February 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I didn’t realize the Handmaid’s Tale final season was going to be reality TV. 😢
We had a great time in Vegas last weekend.
January 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We had a great time in Vegas last weekend.
Attending the Raiders/Chargers game
January 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Attending the Raiders/Chargers game
Remember when MTV played music & you mastered Nintendo? You can handle building a business. 'The GenX Solopreneur's Guide': Simple strategies that work, explained by someone who remembers dial-up internet. $2.99 - cheaper than a Blockbuster late fee!
Solo Entrepreneurs Business Guide
Unlock essential business skills with this guide tailored for Generation X solopreneurs. Learn practical strategies for immediate impact!
sales101.thinkific.com
January 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Remember when MTV played music & you mastered Nintendo? You can handle building a business. 'The GenX Solopreneur's Guide': Simple strategies that work, explained by someone who remembers dial-up internet. $2.99 - cheaper than a Blockbuster late fee!
I’ve spent the last 2 months working on a practical 2025 GenX guide for solo entrepreneurs. I didn’t want a textbook, and I wanted to have a little fun reminiscing about everything we have gone through in our lives that makes us well-suited to be Solopreneurs. #GenX #Solopreneur #SmallBiz
Solo Entrepreneurs Business Guide
Unlock essential business skills with this guide tailored for Generation X solopreneurs. Learn practical strategies for immediate impact!
sales101.thinkific.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I’ve spent the last 2 months working on a practical 2025 GenX guide for solo entrepreneurs. I didn’t want a textbook, and I wanted to have a little fun reminiscing about everything we have gone through in our lives that makes us well-suited to be Solopreneurs. #GenX #Solopreneur #SmallBiz
Discovery calls ≠ sales calls. Solopreneurs, this one tweak in your approach can make selling easier—or save you time by recognizing when it’s not the right fit. 💡 #SalesWisdom #DiscoveryCalls #Solopreneurs
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Discovery calls ≠ sales calls. Solopreneurs, this one tweak in your approach can make selling easier—or save you time by recognizing when it’s not the right fit. 💡 #SalesWisdom #DiscoveryCalls #Solopreneurs
Sales Myths, Debunked
“I’m just not a natural salesperson.” Sound familiar? Here’s the truth: Sales is a skill anyone can learn, like cooking or public speaking.
Join our Sales 101 for Solo Entrepreneurs course and master the steps to selling with confidence.
sales101.thinkific.com
“I’m just not a natural salesperson.” Sound familiar? Here’s the truth: Sales is a skill anyone can learn, like cooking or public speaking.
Join our Sales 101 for Solo Entrepreneurs course and master the steps to selling with confidence.
sales101.thinkific.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Sales Myths, Debunked
“I’m just not a natural salesperson.” Sound familiar? Here’s the truth: Sales is a skill anyone can learn, like cooking or public speaking.
Join our Sales 101 for Solo Entrepreneurs course and master the steps to selling with confidence.
sales101.thinkific.com
“I’m just not a natural salesperson.” Sound familiar? Here’s the truth: Sales is a skill anyone can learn, like cooking or public speaking.
Join our Sales 101 for Solo Entrepreneurs course and master the steps to selling with confidence.
sales101.thinkific.com
🎶 Perks of working from home as a solopreneur: mid-day vibes with Motley Crüe on the HomePod! 🏠💼 No meetings, no boss—just me, my coffee, and the freedom to rock out while building my business. 🤘🔥 #SolopreneurLife #WorkFromHomeVibes #MotleyCrue #EntrepreneurLife #FreedomRocks
December 4, 2024 at 6:19 PM
🎶 Perks of working from home as a solopreneur: mid-day vibes with Motley Crüe on the HomePod! 🏠💼 No meetings, no boss—just me, my coffee, and the freedom to rock out while building my business. 🤘🔥 #SolopreneurLife #WorkFromHomeVibes #MotleyCrue #EntrepreneurLife #FreedomRocks
Having lunch with my daughter. #Solopreneur #SolopreneurLife
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Having lunch with my daughter. #Solopreneur #SolopreneurLife
Working from a Honda service center this morning. #Solopreneur #SolopreneurLife
December 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Working from a Honda service center this morning. #Solopreneur #SolopreneurLife
View from our bathroom. #MtHood #MtJefferson
December 3, 2024 at 12:29 AM
View from our bathroom. #MtHood #MtJefferson
I’ve had the privilege of talking to many people who were laid off or are stuck in Corporate America and dream of going out on their own. The number one fear that most of them have is that they have never been taught how to sell. So I created a Sales 101 for Solo Entrepreneurs video course.
Sales 101 4 Solopreneurs: Master Sales Without Being Salesy
Transform your Solopreneur journey with practical, step-by-step sales training designed for non-salespeople. Learn customer-focused selling skills that feel authentic and drive consistent revenue growth. Perfect for freelancers, consultants, & small business owners who want to increase sales without the pushy tactics.
sales101.thinkific.com
December 2, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I’ve had the privilege of talking to many people who were laid off or are stuck in Corporate America and dream of going out on their own. The number one fear that most of them have is that they have never been taught how to sell. So I created a Sales 101 for Solo Entrepreneurs video course.
Happy Thanksgiving from our family. Now it’s time for the food coma.
November 29, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from our family. Now it’s time for the food coma.
One of the great things about being a #Solopreneur is that I can take my father-in-law in for a medical procedure during the week without worrying about all the work meetings I’m missing out on.
November 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
One of the great things about being a #Solopreneur is that I can take my father-in-law in for a medical procedure during the week without worrying about all the work meetings I’m missing out on.
I joined Twitter in early 2007. I left right after the weird rich guy bought it. Bluesky does remind me of early Twitter which is pretty cool.
November 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I joined Twitter in early 2007. I left right after the weird rich guy bought it. Bluesky does remind me of early Twitter which is pretty cool.