michaelkroghwriting
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Now Available- Across the Breach available at https://a.co/d/6i9tmS9
Time is an infinitely looping roller coaster. Don't fall off.
Go listen to me narrate the first chapter of my book at:
http://michaelkrogh.com (he/him)
Time is an infinitely looping roller coaster. Don't fall off.
Go listen to me narrate the first chapter of my book at:
http://michaelkrogh.com (he/him)
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Here's my novel- it's a portrait of a teenager's grief turned to vengeance, set against the vast backdrop of a world at war.
Listen to the 1st chapter at michaelkrogh.com!
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
Listen to the 1st chapter at michaelkrogh.com!
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
I see Jolly Time popcorn has entered the "Sitting on the couch, unbuttoning their pants and letting whatever happens happens" phase of popcorn production.
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I see Jolly Time popcorn has entered the "Sitting on the couch, unbuttoning their pants and letting whatever happens happens" phase of popcorn production.
It's getting close to my birthday, so this year, like every year, I'm giving myself the gift of existential dread.
#birthday
#birthday
a cartoon character from adventure time is holding a mug of hot chocolate .
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December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It's getting close to my birthday, so this year, like every year, I'm giving myself the gift of existential dread.
#birthday
#birthday
I'm declaring it WW1 Wednesday, where you get something related to the Great War. Since Pickelhaubes and mustard gas are in short supply, consider buying my book instead!
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm declaring it WW1 Wednesday, where you get something related to the Great War. Since Pickelhaubes and mustard gas are in short supply, consider buying my book instead!
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
Hi, there should be a law that makes all AI stuff "Opt out" by default.
If you want to descend into Hell, that's your choice, but don't force me do it.
Please notify the appropriate folks so we can get this done. Thanks.
If you want to descend into Hell, that's your choice, but don't force me do it.
Please notify the appropriate folks so we can get this done. Thanks.
a man in a sweater says not me
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December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hi, there should be a law that makes all AI stuff "Opt out" by default.
If you want to descend into Hell, that's your choice, but don't force me do it.
Please notify the appropriate folks so we can get this done. Thanks.
If you want to descend into Hell, that's your choice, but don't force me do it.
Please notify the appropriate folks so we can get this done. Thanks.
I miss the days when the great debate of the times was whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not
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December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I miss the days when the great debate of the times was whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not
Yes, a kindle is convenient and portable, but owning and reading a physical book is an infinitely better experience overall. It's like the difference between a steak at a fancy steakhouse versus a steak at IHOP.
(p.s. Don't get steak at IHOP)
#books #book
(p.s. Don't get steak at IHOP)
#books #book
two men are sitting in a bowling alley and one of them is asking the other if he is wrong
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December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Let it never be said that authors don't make money. Why, I just made $1.20 and now I can afford to buy my family a Costco hot dog, provided we all share it.
a mickey mouse cartoon character is toasting a piece of bread
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December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Let it never be said that authors don't make money. Why, I just made $1.20 and now I can afford to buy my family a Costco hot dog, provided we all share it.
What I like best about this time of year is that every day gets a nom de plume- "Black" Friday, "Cyber" Monday, etc.
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What I like best about this time of year is that every day gets a nom de plume- "Black" Friday, "Cyber" Monday, etc.
The most unrealistic thing about Hallmark movies is that they don't portray everyone in the Small Town always hanging out at the Sonic or Waffle House because there's nowhere else to go.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The most unrealistic thing about Hallmark movies is that they don't portray everyone in the Small Town always hanging out at the Sonic or Waffle House because there's nowhere else to go.
One of the immutable natural laws of the universe is that there's a hard limit in the number of baths you can justify taking in a single day.
a woman is taking a bath in a tub with candles in the background
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November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
One of the immutable natural laws of the universe is that there's a hard limit in the number of baths you can justify taking in a single day.
You can't both preach abstinence and then sing "Come all ye faithful"
a woman says because i 'm mature
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November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You can't both preach abstinence and then sing "Come all ye faithful"
The worst curse in the English language translates roughly to, "May you have to go shopping on the Friday after Thanksgiving"
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The worst curse in the English language translates roughly to, "May you have to go shopping on the Friday after Thanksgiving"
Want to avoid talking politics (and contemplating murder) with your family this Thanksgiving? You can find a quiet corner and enjoy my novel, instead.
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Want to avoid talking politics (and contemplating murder) with your family this Thanksgiving? You can find a quiet corner and enjoy my novel, instead.
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
Amazon (epub, print) a.co/d/6OgDGdU
Barnes & Noble tinyurl.com/2dhw2jtw
#booksky #historicalfiction #book #books #histfic ⏳📚
In all seriousness, I am thankful for you wonderful people. Maybe you're just reading and see my stuff in passing, but if you see this, know that I see what you post and being exposed to your hearts and thoughts broadens and enriches my life.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In all seriousness, I am thankful for you wonderful people. Maybe you're just reading and see my stuff in passing, but if you see this, know that I see what you post and being exposed to your hearts and thoughts broadens and enriches my life.
This year, like all years, I'm grateful we live in a time where we eat the dinosaurs instead of the other way around.
a turkey is standing in a grassy field with chickens .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This year, like all years, I'm grateful we live in a time where we eat the dinosaurs instead of the other way around.
Much of Millennials tech savvy was born from learning how to avoid computer viruses when we were using Limewire, Napster and no-cd cracks.
a person wearing a black mask is typing on a keyboard in front of two computer monitors
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November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Much of Millennials tech savvy was born from learning how to avoid computer viruses when we were using Limewire, Napster and no-cd cracks.
I think he wants my lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think he wants my lunch.
There are people who romanticize the days before assigned seats at the movies, but all I remember was having to show up to a new release 3 hours early or wind up sitting next to a four year old whose parent inexplicably brought them to an R-rated action movie.
a man wearing sunglasses is smiling with the words i was there behind him
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November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There are people who romanticize the days before assigned seats at the movies, but all I remember was having to show up to a new release 3 hours early or wind up sitting next to a four year old whose parent inexplicably brought them to an R-rated action movie.
There's a billboard for "Banner lawn care" with a picture of Batman and it makes me angry in the nerdiest of ways
a man in a batman costume and goggles holds a gun
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November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There's a billboard for "Banner lawn care" with a picture of Batman and it makes me angry in the nerdiest of ways
This is going to be one hell of a babyface turn. Get ready for universal healthcare and subsidized housing.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is going to be one hell of a babyface turn. Get ready for universal healthcare and subsidized housing.
Apparently Twitter turned on a feature where you can see where accounts are based, so you can now see just how many of those "Betsy MAGA USA" or whatever accounts are based in Russia
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November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Apparently Twitter turned on a feature where you can see where accounts are based, so you can now see just how many of those "Betsy MAGA USA" or whatever accounts are based in Russia
Gillette went really, really hard back in the 80s.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gillette went really, really hard back in the 80s.
So shines a good deed in a weary world
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So shines a good deed in a weary world
I feel like all those dumb emails I unsubscribed from have suddenly decided they should get to contact me, just as a little treat.
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I feel like all those dumb emails I unsubscribed from have suddenly decided they should get to contact me, just as a little treat.
Have five minutes? Do you like stories? Do you like FREE stories?
Read my short story "The Icewolf" at my website, which follows a pack of wolves hunting their prey in the frozen wilderness.
Read it! @ michaelkrogh.com
#booksky #shortstory #winter
Read my short story "The Icewolf" at my website, which follows a pack of wolves hunting their prey in the frozen wilderness.
Read it! @ michaelkrogh.com
#booksky #shortstory #winter
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Have five minutes? Do you like stories? Do you like FREE stories?
Read my short story "The Icewolf" at my website, which follows a pack of wolves hunting their prey in the frozen wilderness.
Read it! @ michaelkrogh.com
#booksky #shortstory #winter
Read my short story "The Icewolf" at my website, which follows a pack of wolves hunting their prey in the frozen wilderness.
Read it! @ michaelkrogh.com
#booksky #shortstory #winter