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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD)
@mjohnson3.bsky.social
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🌻 Health Ed. Retired Nurse. Dry Humor/ Sarcasm Alert 📢. Sober. Lover of Primary Sources. Research before posting.👩🏾‍💻 pronouns mostly MOM!!!. She/ Her
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 11h
sigh...
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d
word.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d
see now... YOU don't get to complain, because, you should, if you didn't know, People in the US of A will vote for the craziest of white men before ANY OVERQUIFIED WOMAN.
Shut the fuck up.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d
I invite her to my adolescent ob clinic and then to the Infant ICU and then to the Peds Hospital
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if she don't shut da fuck up.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d
ballroom... do we have lots of balls?
ok, does any one got balls, cuz I got family on public assistance... I do what I can, but we are about to be in dire straits. Let them eat cake, cuz that worked out well...
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 1d
wait ... what a pill or semen... because neither involves a lot of male RESPONSIBILITY!
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 2d
a man in a suit and tie says " whoa "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " whoa "
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 2d
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 2d
... isn't that like an historic building...protected by some rule or another.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 5d
Neakid as the day they was born, as a blue jay, as a naked molerat.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 6d
I believe England messed with India first. no backsies.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 7d
you request permission for a lil squish... apply requested squish, hand back to parents before squishy turns stinky.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 9d
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 11d
gott somathat arthritis strength?
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 12d
there is a meme for every occasion.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 12d
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 14d
lidocaine... sigh. Lidocaine not acetaminophen.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 25d
Bad Bunny is entertaining.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 25d
yeah, we understood.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 25d
uhhhh... let's stay on topic.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 25d
Please Say Sike Eric Andre GIF
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 26d
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28d
as it oft is.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · 28d
can't tax what ya don't get.
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M Johnson (not that kind of doctor. EdD) @mjohnson3.bsky.social · Sep 25
darn... was that today?
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