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Mitch McConnell (Parody)

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Just an old man who appreciates his free healthcare - Parody account

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Jan 29

Trump doesn’t support NAZI’ism! He’s just the most popular among Nazi’s.

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 18

Huh!!!! I was thinking it was someone who loved someone else by the name of penny this whole time.

Who would have known?!

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 18

Fuck you too!!! 😃

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 18

I speak on behalf of half the Americans out there who also have zero self awareness

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 18

Yes?

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 18

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 18

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 18

Screw agencies who protect people who can’t afford to pay me millions

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 17

As long as you don’t turn into someone as bad as Mitch McConnell lol

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 16

Hopeful optimistic, I see

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 16

🤣

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 16

Huh! He’s not even black!

There’s always a first for everything

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 16

Can we call it even if I send a funny gif in return?

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 12

That’s cute that you think America is not already lost. Keep up that level of positivity

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 9

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 6

You know the definition of insanity right?

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 6

C’mon! I’ve been in the senate for this long and my behavior is only starting to dawn on you?

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 6

I ain’t waking up! I sleep 14hrs a day

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 5

Fuck you too bitch

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 5

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 5

That only applies to democrats

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 3

This is more then 100 chars for me to read so I’m going to pass

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 3

I’ll pass, I’d rather do nothing and let my supporters think I’m doing awesome things

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Apr 3

I have decided to actively and passionately do nothing

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Mar 31

Because doing illegal things and getting away with it is our thaaannnggggg

Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · Mar 30

🤣 😆 😂

Please say this ISNT misinformation! I so badly want this to be true