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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 3d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell"!

“Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell" Is Awesomely Bad

Or, give me more of this, please.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 4d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Arachnophobia"!

"Arachnophobia" Is Fantastic

Or, don't watch this if you dislike spiders.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 5d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Retro Puppet Master"!

"Retro Puppet Master" Offers Nothing But Terribleness

Or, I regret the decision to watch this.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 6d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Witchouse"!

"Witchouse" Lacks Originality

Or, just how many movies did Full Moon put out in the '90s?

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 7d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Resurrection"!

"Resurrection" Is a Copycat With Flair

Or, wow, that's a lot of body parts.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 9d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Tomie"!

"Tomie" Doesn't Quite Hit the Mark

Or, oops, my boyfriend killed a girl again.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 10d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Talisman"!

"Talisman" Falls Just Short of Interesting

Or, why is that angel dressed like a monk?

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 10d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Shrieker"!

"Shrieker" Will Not Make You Shriek

Or, how to suck at calling upon the powers of hell.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 11d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Event Horizon"!

"Event Horizon" Still Gives Me Nightmares

Or, welcome to hell.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 12d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Jack Frost"!

"Jack Frost" Is Funnier Than You'd Think

Or, when snowmen attack.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 13d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Fever Lake"! cinemaschminema.substack.com/p/fever-lake...

Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 14d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Scream"!

"Scream" Will Forever Be The Best

Or, one of my fave movies.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 16d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Santa Claws"!

"Santa Claws" Is Soooo Bad

Or, never befriend your stalker.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 17d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "The Dentist"!

"The Dentist" Gave Me So Much Anxiety

Or, a film not to watch if you already fear the dentist.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 17d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "The Prophecy"!

"The Prophecy" = Creepy Vibes & A Holy War

Or, yay, murder angels!

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 18d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "The Mangler"!

"The Mangler" Should've Been a Blast

Or, how to mangle a perfectly good idea.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 19d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "The Alien Within" (aka "Unknown Origin")!

"The Alien Within"Is a Copycat

Or, just watch "The Thing" instead.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 20d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "In the Mouth of Madness"!

"In the Mouth of Madness" Blurs the Lines

Or, the fiction of reality.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 21d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Cemetery Man"!

"Cemetery Man" Ponders Life & Death

Or, love and murder in the graveyard.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 23d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Lurking Fear"!

"Lurking Fear" Brings No Fear

Or, the most boring Lovecraft tale ever.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 24d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Mahakaal"!

"Mahakaal" Is Surreal

Or, an Indian take on "A Nightmare on Elm Street."

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 24d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "The Dark"!

"The Dark" Is Disappointing

Or, cutest monster ever.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 25d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Needful Things"!

"Needful Things" Is Both Fun & Kinda Depressing

Or, yep, that seems about right.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 26d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Netherworld"!

"Netherworld" Is Strictly For the Birds

Or, one hot mess.

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Misty Layne @mistylayne.bsky.social · 27d

CinemaSchminema’s 31 days of horror movies from the 1990s continues with "Innocent Blood"!

"Innocent Blood" Could've Been So Good

Or, how not to kill the vampire mafia.

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