MisterZymurgy
@misterzymurgy.bsky.social
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war.
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war.
Cedar Rapids has a phenomenal street food scene.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Cedar Rapids has a phenomenal street food scene.
Colby cheese is gud with catsup. Fuck you
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Colby cheese is gud with catsup. Fuck you
Chili is simmering, I'm like, 7 marijuana deep, and Elf is on the tv.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Chili is simmering, I'm like, 7 marijuana deep, and Elf is on the tv.
Here comes the snow storm. My action plan is edibles, doobies, and hot toddies for the next 24-36 hours. Interspersed with periods of french fry and chili making.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Here comes the snow storm. My action plan is edibles, doobies, and hot toddies for the next 24-36 hours. Interspersed with periods of french fry and chili making.
Thanskgiving pro-tip: To aid in consuming mass quantities take a half bottle of magnesium citrate today to really make some room for the big day. Be sure to have plenty of TP and a good phone charge.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Thanskgiving pro-tip: To aid in consuming mass quantities take a half bottle of magnesium citrate today to really make some room for the big day. Be sure to have plenty of TP and a good phone charge.
Chili party = farty farty
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Chili party = farty farty
Ho lee fook
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic bringing ‘Bigger & Weirder Tour’ to Cedar Rapids
Pop culture comedy musician “Weird Al” Yankovic is returning to Cedar Rapids next summer.
www.kcrg.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ho lee fook
I've been making a sunday sauce today full of old world herbs and spices and meats and shit.
three elderly women are sitting in a living room and one of them is saying may your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta
ALT: three elderly women are sitting in a living room and one of them is saying may your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I've been making a sunday sauce today full of old world herbs and spices and meats and shit.
I'm in the VIP section for zakk Wylde. Apparently he's going to come up into this section for part of his performance.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I'm in the VIP section for zakk Wylde. Apparently he's going to come up into this section for part of his performance.
Having a machine shed chikky pot pie and pregaming for zakk Wylde!
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Having a machine shed chikky pot pie and pregaming for zakk Wylde!
@jenkurka.bsky.social @oniowa.bsky.social making up a big ass batch of pasta e fagioli for the next tailgate. If y'all want to bring a couple big pots for the soup and noodle boiling that'd be cool. Figure Styrofoam cups would work better than bowls on this one too.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
@jenkurka.bsky.social @oniowa.bsky.social making up a big ass batch of pasta e fagioli for the next tailgate. If y'all want to bring a couple big pots for the soup and noodle boiling that'd be cool. Figure Styrofoam cups would work better than bowls on this one too.
Time to toast my long gone uncle dick and thank him for paying off my mortgage. Na zdrowie!
October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Time to toast my long gone uncle dick and thank him for paying off my mortgage. Na zdrowie!
Iron Maiden / Megadeth tickets acquired!
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Iron Maiden / Megadeth tickets acquired!
@jenkurka.bsky.social @oniowa.bsky.social Project Good Gobbler is in effect. I'm gonna get over to Thomas today and get a freshie ordered. What sorta poundage would be best? 9-10? 6-7?
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
@jenkurka.bsky.social @oniowa.bsky.social Project Good Gobbler is in effect. I'm gonna get over to Thomas today and get a freshie ordered. What sorta poundage would be best? 9-10? 6-7?
@jenkurka.bsky.social I emailed Ma about the turkey situation. I doubt she's got one this early....
October 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@jenkurka.bsky.social I emailed Ma about the turkey situation. I doubt she's got one this early....
Well that's bitchin'.
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Well that's bitchin'.
Ugh I hate when I get vertigo. All the ick of the bedspins with none of the drinking. Stupid left ear is causing this shit I know it.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ugh I hate when I get vertigo. All the ick of the bedspins with none of the drinking. Stupid left ear is causing this shit I know it.
Hi res for all your No Kings Day needs.
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hi res for all your No Kings Day needs.