Mister Shushy
@mistershushy.bsky.social
I used to do stand up but now I sit down and write shit. My book "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" is now available on Amazon.
https://linktr.ee/mistershushy
https://linktr.ee/mistershushy
5 insane Black Friday deals (featuring William Hung)
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
5 insane Black Friday deals (featuring William Hung)
Conservatives when they get caught saying the n word in public
#conservatives #ithinkyoushouldleave #timrobinson #fypage #foryou
#conservatives #ithinkyoushouldleave #timrobinson #fypage #foryou
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Conservatives when they get caught saying the n word in public
#conservatives #ithinkyoushouldleave #timrobinson #fypage #foryou
#conservatives #ithinkyoushouldleave #timrobinson #fypage #foryou
5 free ways to give back this holiday season
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
5 free ways to give back this holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
6 best scenes in Wicked: For Good
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
6 best scenes in Wicked: For Good
Yesterday I dropped a video filled with a bunch of fake Joyce Carol Oates tweets roasting Elon Musk to a crisp that’s doing pretty well on TikTok right now and I have collected all of them here.
Please feel free to steal any of these and then post them elsewhere!
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Please feel free to steal any of these and then post them elsewhere!
open.substack.com/pub/mistersh...
The Top 8 Most Brutal Elon Musk Diss Tweets By Joyce Carol Oates
(Plus a bonus 9th one at the end!)
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November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yesterday I dropped a video filled with a bunch of fake Joyce Carol Oates tweets roasting Elon Musk to a crisp that’s doing pretty well on TikTok right now and I have collected all of them here.
Please feel free to steal any of these and then post them elsewhere!
open.substack.com/pub/mistersh...
Please feel free to steal any of these and then post them elsewhere!
open.substack.com/pub/mistersh...
Top 8 most brutal Elon Musk diss tweets by Joyce Carol Oates
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Top 8 most brutal Elon Musk diss tweets by Joyce Carol Oates
This is amazing, I’m gonna get this tattooed on my forehead
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is amazing, I’m gonna get this tattooed on my forehead
In my latest newsletter, I show off some concept sketches for my upcoming coloring book, Rejected Superheroes.
I also recount how I pissed off an entire Discord server with a 9/11 joke and discuss Zohran Mamdani’s big win in NYC while looking at some of the unexpected types of voters he won over.
I also recount how I pissed off an entire Discord server with a 9/11 joke and discuss Zohran Mamdani’s big win in NYC while looking at some of the unexpected types of voters he won over.
The Shushletter #3: Rejected Superheroes Preview / I Pissed Off An Entire Discord Server With A Joke / More Like "Zohran Won-dami"
November 16th, 2025.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In my latest newsletter, I show off some concept sketches for my upcoming coloring book, Rejected Superheroes.
I also recount how I pissed off an entire Discord server with a 9/11 joke and discuss Zohran Mamdani’s big win in NYC while looking at some of the unexpected types of voters he won over.
I also recount how I pissed off an entire Discord server with a 9/11 joke and discuss Zohran Mamdani’s big win in NYC while looking at some of the unexpected types of voters he won over.
Crazy #TikTok #Phototrend hack that will make you go viral
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Crazy #TikTok #Phototrend hack that will make you go viral
Have you ever had a TikTok pop off so hard that you end up in a throuple after?
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Have you ever had a TikTok pop off so hard that you end up in a throuple after?
6 cheap date ideas
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
6 cheap date ideas
Top 5 lessons the Democrats have learned from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory in NYC
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Top 5 lessons the Democrats have learned from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory in NYC
Yeah that's not what I needed to happen
She actually fucked the doctor
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yeah that's not what I needed to happen
Frankenstein (2025) movie review
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Frankenstein (2025) movie review
I was lucky enough to get my hands on a leaked shooting copy of the Avengers: Doomsday script, and I have read it. I take back everything that I’ve said about this movie, I think it’s going to be incredible.
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
The 5 Craziest Moments From The Leaked Avengers: Doomsday Shooting Script
Beware: spoilers ahead!
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November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was lucky enough to get my hands on a leaked shooting copy of the Avengers: Doomsday script, and I have read it. I take back everything that I’ve said about this movie, I think it’s going to be incredible.
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
Yesterday I did a bit where I joked that I accidentally posted a video of my balls meant for my doctor on MyChart into the TikTok app instead and it is really bringing out all the galaxy-brained geniuses
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yesterday I did a bit where I joked that I accidentally posted a video of my balls meant for my doctor on MyChart into the TikTok app instead and it is really bringing out all the galaxy-brained geniuses
The top 9 meanest comments about my junk
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The top 9 meanest comments about my junk
My cat lives a nice, comfortable life.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Someone please save that cat.
This apartment or house should be condemned. How can anyone live in these conditions?
This apartment or house should be condemned. How can anyone live in these conditions?
Obama’s 4 worst lies
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My cat lives a nice, comfortable life.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Obama’s 4 worst lies
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Obama’s 4 worst lies
In my latest newsletter, I recount my No Kings experience, weigh in on the discourse surrounding it and then give my review of the new Chainsaw Man movie based on the three separate times I watched it opening weekend.
The Shushletter #2: Write, Period. Featured Me & HorizonMass News Interviewed Me / No Kings: Yay or Nahh? / I Saw The Chainsaw Man Movie 3 Times Opening Weekend
October 27th, 2025.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In my latest newsletter, I recount my No Kings experience, weigh in on the discourse surrounding it and then give my review of the new Chainsaw Man movie based on the three separate times I watched it opening weekend.
I’m really worried about Michael Rapaport. I’m worried he’s going to do something drastic, he’s been posting deranged rants about a guy running for mayor of NYC.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m really worried about Michael Rapaport. I’m worried he’s going to do something drastic, he’s been posting deranged rants about a guy running for mayor of NYC.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
5 more embarrassing tattoos you didn’t realize popular politicians have
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
5 more embarrassing tattoos you didn’t realize popular politicians have
It’s my fault guys, I wished on a monkey’s paw for a progressive to run against Susan Collins in Maine
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s my fault guys, I wished on a monkey’s paw for a progressive to run against Susan Collins in Maine