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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 9h

it would be lex luthors "wife" with that kinda question

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 20h

getting shot down by snipers as i try to muscle a signature on a bill to canadian parliament that demands the buffalo bills join the cfl immediately

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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 20h

bills can't have wins when they have alt uniforms on i guess :/

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 20h

not even mad we lost more mad that we played so embarrassingly sloppy i wanna watch some good football man this is not it alas
fuck
you
go
bills

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 21h

proving my warm cook up like a diesel truck theory

a man in a pink shirt is smoking a cigarette while sitting on a couch

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22h

thats it give josh the gundam

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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22h

honestly thanks for blocking the score bud

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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22h

ALT: a man in a pink shirt is smoking a cigarette while sitting on a couch

a man in a pink shirt is smoking a cigarette while sitting on a couch

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22h

ALT: a man in a pink shirt is smoking a cigarette while sitting on a couch

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22h

this explains a lot didn't think we would need it against the fucking falcons

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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 22h

what the actual fuck is happening

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 23h

handed that TD off of a bullshit PI call NFL is so stupid man

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

BILLS

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

this poster whips holy hell props to whomst ever made it!

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

i was kinda rocking with it today but if its permanent might have to be like hey you guys can fix that ya know

a red white and blue robot with the letter j on it

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

LFFFGGGGGGG!

ALT: a red white and blue robot with the letter j on it

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

local tacobell put their baja blast fountain on mcdonald's sprite setting for carbonation 🥴🥴🥴🥴

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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

this owns! I love that it's specifically Char from CCA for the PlayStation

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

idk maybe I'm just bad but people talking about making these game breaking builds in Hades but every boon I get is just like "10% speed increase on casting downtime when facing south for 5 seconds with 80% health" meanwhile people talk about blasting AOE nukes & regaining health am I just unlucky??

a pixelated image of a man with a green hat and sunglasses .

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

me picturing josh in elks colours

ALT: a pixelated image of a man with a green hat and sunglasses .

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

like if wasnt already horribly rascist and bad its also the corniest and cringest possible thing as well

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

canada's sport baybeeeeeee!

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𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 1d

pretty upset that as the pride of Canada they are only playing in Toronto and no where else in the whole country (yes I'm still gunna try and cop tickets cuz rush is #1 for me)

𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕨 (🎃𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘥🎃) @mistersaturn.bsky.social · 2d

yea mines the sparkle version too! I think it's like a slight colour saturation difference