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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 1d

It’s kinda wild how good this is compared to Chloe’s debut … no shade.

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love?... or something like it by Halle on Apple Music

Album · 2025 · 15 Songs

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12d

a real water is wet scenario here

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 12d

Tinashe the way you ate this

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Company by Tinashe on Apple Music

Song · 2016 · Duration 3:40

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 12d

Earnest!

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 13d

Hear me out:

Death Becomes Her (remake) based on the Broadway musical.

Starring Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, with Nicole Sherzinger as Viola Van Horne, and Michael B Jordan as the man character.

*ashes joint and stares intensely*

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 13d

8 years feels crazy.

Albumism @albumism.com · 13d

St. Vincent released 'MASSEDUCTION' 8 years ago on October 13, 2017 | Listen to the album + revisit our review here: album.ink/SVmssdctn

👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 16d

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 16d

I didn’t know ad blockers stopped ads on streaming services …

👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 16d

There is an episode of Naruto Shippuden that includes a fighting wig. I don’t know what to do.

👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 17d

Oh, and then there’s the whole “writing samples”/“portfolio” thing, which is understandable, but then there are places that give you a prompt to write about as your writing sample. I’m not writing something new for you. That’s crazy to me.

All this free work and you probably won’t even email me?

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 17d

I also spent 45 minutes this morning updating my resume and answering a ridiculous questionnaire (which was filled with typical interview questions), only to not be able to submit anything because the final requirement is a link to your LinkedIn page… which I don’t have.

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 17d

I forget what applying for jobs is like… I can’t believe how much work people expect you to do before they even connect with you. Considering that a large amount of companies don’t even have the capacity to acknowledge that they received your resume, I’m not trying to invest that kind of time.

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 23d

She ate Charlie up real bad.

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Actually Romantic by Taylor Swift on Apple Music

Song · 2025 · Duration 2:43

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 24d

I’m lowkey glad they’re gonna let Abbott die gracefully instead of wringing it all the way out. It’s been so good and one or two more seasons is plenty to wrap it all up.

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PlayStation @playstation.com · 24d

The hunt begins.

Ghost of Yōtei is out now on PS5: play.st/GhostOfYotei

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 25d

Sheeeeeesh 😂

Skeeter Braun ♑️ @seauxbrit.is.a.cutie.fyi · 25d

She clocked her BAD LMFAOOOOOOOOO

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · 25d

What a loser.

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 25d

Jimmy Fallon says ‘The Tonight Show’ has “never really been political” and he plans to “keep [his] head down” amid disruptions caused to his peers’ shows.

(youtu.be/QmsP_qBBz_Q?si…)

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · Sep 25

omg 🥺

WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · Sep 25

This is Millie. She's embarrassed by her new hat. Please help her. 13/10 thanks a bunch (IG: millie.the.boxerr)

a brown boxer sits on the edge of a couch with a stuffed banana toy on her head like a hat. she looks at the camera with wide puppy eyes and a big frown. she finds her situation quite unappeeling.

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · Sep 25

50 plus??

a woman is holding a microphone in front of a screen that says iheart radio .

ALT: a woman is holding a microphone in front of a screen that says iheart radio .

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · Sep 25

You should also hear the original song this verse came from. One of Ru’s best.

youtu.be/m4odrGFHihs?...

Sweet Pussycat of Mine

YouTube video by RuPaul - Topic

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · Sep 24

Drop something HOOVED

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · Sep 23

Everyone asks how we will pay for EVERY possible solution to the violence in chicago. No one asks about the real costs of policing. Not just salaries/overtime, equipment...but this:

WTTW - Chicago PBS @wttw.bsky.social · Sep 23

Chicago taxpayers paid $295 million between 2019 and 2024 to resolve lawsuits naming officers whose alleged misconduct led more than once to payouts, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News.

https://to.wttw.com/4gFWRRW

Repeated Police Misconduct by 272 Officers Has Cost Chicago Taxpayers $295M Since 2019: Analysis

Chicago taxpayers paid $295 million between 2019 and 2024 to resolve lawsuits naming officers whose alleged misconduct led more than once to payouts, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News...

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Albumism @albumism.com · Sep 23

OutKast released ‘Speakerboxxx/The Love Below’ 22 years ago on September 23, 2003 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/OutKastSTLB

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Hershé J0nes @d0wj0nes.bsky.social · Sep 22

I be looking at the news asking myself if i should still be paying bills... cuz

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👽✨⭐️ @mistermartian.bsky.social · Sep 22

Disney isnt known to fold, even for billions. My guess is he agreed to some level of apology, which is sad.

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