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Mister Knotts
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These work for me:
· Stop fucking conservatives.
· Read/listen more; type/talk less.
· Never underestimate fear-filled, undereducated, armed, rules-don't-apply types: LEOs. C-students can be MDs. Imagine cops.
· I apologize in advance if I make a yer mom joke and she's dead.
a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen
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What did the twat expect, tiki torches and cars to dodge?
Family location app?

One word: burner.
SANDIMASHIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALLRULES!
I try to imagine anyone as prolific as Bob Pollard and the only musician in history is Woody Guthrie. Can you imagine if Pollard wrote folk songs and take-downs of people like Fred Trump instead of drinking?
Literally Matt Drudge's only positive quality was railing against the conglomeration of corporate media empires 25 years ago.
What, no salted dicks?

P.S. I found a signed copy of "The Corner." Highlight of my year.
It's Tuesday. Non-voters are still selfish cowards. Have a day. Enlist, perhaps.
I use this at least monthly.

This and, "Print is dead."
THAT'S TWO TUESDAYS IN A ROW WITHOUT RAPTURE AND I'M PISSED OFF.
They didn't commit to either Bengal tiger or white tiger. Even I know, mismatching animal print always leads to bad things.
#freestuff #whatnot

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Here's $15 to spend anywhere on Whatnot, no minimum, no strings. Bid, buy, offer, or snipe.

Box Breaks, lightning auctions, sellers' shops, music/media, blades, clothes, electronics, surplus, crafts, Halloween, vintage, coins - you name it.
a man in a joker costume with a flower in his tie
ALT: a man in a joker costume with a flower in his tie
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One of the kindest, most congenial people I ever had the pleasure of knowing.
70% of the world doesn't adhere to the two Corinthians. Telling them they're going to go to hell is... is... eh, fuck it. My plans were ruined today. Regular rain. Not acid, not fire. Just regular. Rapture deeznuts.

#PrayForAlbania
@audacityofdespair.bsky.social

Sure, it might have been a postal worker who delivered it, but I doubt they'll press charges.
Ajerbilian conflict resolution!
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When 97 percent of what's being written about a person is bad, it's very likely that 3 percent of those offering opinions are full of shit.

Our president is an unfit fascist. And open speech without government restriction is an American birthright. Or was. Once.
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Trump: ‘It’s no longer free speech.’
The president doubled down on his claims that critical media coverage of him is "illegal."
www.politico.com
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

spleenie fits
I think it's Saturday. Gross people are still gross. Bigots are still bigots. The pϖssγ grabber is where he's been for years.

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They're targeting gamers too chickenshit to even join the coast guard. Now they get paid to be a mob, and get a free Glock.