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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · Nov 12

Say hello if you like.

These work for me:
· Stop fucking conservatives.
· Read/listen more; type/talk less.
· Never underestimate fear-filled, undereducated, armed, rules-don't-apply types: LEOs. C-students can be MDs. Imagine cops.
· I apologize in advance if I make a yer mom joke and she's dead.

a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen

ALT: a man says just when i thought i was out in a kitchen

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 19h

What did the twat expect, tiki torches and cars to dodge?

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 19h

Family location app?

One word: burner.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 1d

SANDIMASHIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALLRULES!

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 3d

I try to imagine anyone as prolific as Bob Pollard and the only musician in history is Woody Guthrie. Can you imagine if Pollard wrote folk songs and take-downs of people like Fred Trump instead of drinking?

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 5d

Literally Matt Drudge's only positive quality was railing against the conglomeration of corporate media empires 25 years ago.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 7d

Educational video to ensure accidents don't happen.

The 30% ABV booze you can make at home (but don't!) 😲

YouTube video by Doin' the Most Brewing

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 7d

#JaneGoodall final message: “Don’t lose hope.”

YouTube video by ONEST

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 11d

When "Grab Them By The Pμssy" is the idol, this is the sound the disciple makes.

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Charlie Kirk’s MISOGYNY #duet #charliekirk #misogyny #liar #whitemen #abuse #women #hate #maga #cult

YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 13d

What, no salted dicks?

P.S. I found a signed copy of "The Corner." Highlight of my year.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 13d

It's Tuesday. Non-voters are still selfish cowards. Have a day. Enlist, perhaps.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 16d

I use this at least monthly.

This and, "Print is dead."

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 18d

The horrors she will no longer witness.

'An extraordinary legacy': Tributes after chimpanzee expert Jane Goodall dies age 91

The primatologist was a

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 20d

THAT'S TWO TUESDAYS IN A ROW WITHOUT RAPTURE AND I'M PISSED OFF.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 20d

Fave.

The Stooges - I wanna be your dog (1969)

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 20d

They didn't commit to either Bengal tiger or white tiger. Even I know, mismatching animal print always leads to bad things.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 22d

#freestuff #whatnot

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Here's $15 to spend anywhere on Whatnot, no minimum, no strings. Bid, buy, offer, or snipe.

Box Breaks, lightning auctions, sellers' shops, music/media, blades, clothes, electronics, surplus, crafts, Halloween, vintage, coins - you name it.

a man in a joker costume with a flower in his tie

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 24d

One of the kindest, most congenial people I ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 26d

70% of the world doesn't adhere to the two Corinthians. Telling them they're going to go to hell is... is... eh, fuck it. My plans were ruined today. Regular rain. Not acid, not fire. Just regular. Rapture deeznuts.

#PrayForAlbania

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 28d

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social

Sure, it might have been a postal worker who delivered it, but I doubt they'll press charges.

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 28d

Ajerbilian conflict resolution!

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · 29d

Wait, they come down?

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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · Sep 20

When 97 percent of what's being written about a person is bad, it's very likely that 3 percent of those offering opinions are full of shit.

Our president is an unfit fascist. And open speech without government restriction is an American birthright. Or was. Once.
www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Trump: ‘It’s no longer free speech.’

The president doubled down on his claims that critical media coverage of him is "illegal."

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · Sep 20

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

spleenie fits

Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · Sep 20

I think it's Saturday. Gross people are still gross. Bigots are still bigots. The pϖssγ grabber is where he's been for years.

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Mister Knotts @misterknotts.bsky.social · Sep 18

They're targeting gamers too chickenshit to even join the coast guard. Now they get paid to be a mob, and get a free Glock.