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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4h

You're Valentine Hall, sentenced to decapitation for your collaboration with the Society of Jesus (anthropology) and dabbling in the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (blacksmithery) while in gainless employ, in Drogheda, as an Unperson (passage and path). Favoured with influence to Clap.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 10h

You're Anthony Colkins, sentenced to beheading for your allegiance with the Orbus Tertius (influence) and enacting the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (blacksmithery) while in unavailing employ, in Brecon, as a Waterman (gossip). Favoured with influence to Thump.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 16h

You're Joyce Ardern, sentenced to cutting in twain for your complicity with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (geometry) and pursuing the heresies of the Rohonc Codex while in occasional employ, in Drogheda, as a Caretaker (hunting). Favoured with influence to Pulse.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 22h

You're Beatrice Kellett, sentenced to boiling for your fraternization with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and cogitating upon the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (navigation) while in serviceable employ, in Dublin, as a Porter (negotiation). Favoured with influence over the Twilit.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Daniel Leman, sentenced to impaling upon the fundament for your abetment with the Compagnonage (devices) and meddling with the heresies of the Rohonc Codex (meditate) while in occasional employ, in Hadleigh, as a Waterman (gossip). Favoured with influence to Flurry.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Christopher Ashcombe, sentenced to crushing for your pact with the Compagnonage (bargaining) and dallying with the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (brewing) while in profitable employ, in Bury St Edmunds, as a Bottler (manual handling). Favoured with influence to Blister.

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Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Blythe Nysell, sentenced to boiling for your pact with the Brothers of the Rose (provocation) and flirting with the heresies of the Steganographia (signs) while in serviceable employ, in Southamption, as a Bottler (sommelier). Favoured with influence over Breath.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 1d

You're Catherine Bohan, sentenced to crushing for your allegiance with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (perform) and preaching the heresies of the Liber Salomonis (purification) while in reputable employ, in Newcastle, as a Barber Surgeon (astrology). Favoured with influence to Scorch.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Abraham Bedingfeld, sentenced to smothering for your collaboration with the Druids of the Eternal Grove (quieten the common beast) and spreading the heresies of the Steganographia (ciphers) while in profitable employ, in Hereford, as a Minstrel (tomfoolery). Favoured with influence to Bloom.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Olive Sherbourne, sentenced to boiling for your allegiance with the Society of Jesus (infiltration) and preaching the heresies of the Problemata (mechanics) while in disreputable employ, in Drogheda, as a Scrivener (papercraft). Favoured with influence to Chill.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Beatrice Rondel, sentenced to smothering for your involvement with the Star of Artemis (archaeology) and spreading the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (organisation) while in reputable employ, in Wisbech, as a Caretaker (farming). Favoured with influence over Decay.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 2d

You're Wilmot Samuell, sentenced to boiling for your allegiance with the Star of Artemis (archaeology) and spreading the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (occult lore) while in edifying employ, in Gloucester, as a Courtier (diplomacy). Favoured with influence over Decay.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Robert Dryden, sentenced to boiling for your complicity with the Brothers of the Rose (provocation) and meddling with the heresies of the Sins of Longinus (blacksmithery) while in steady employ, in Great Yarmouth, as a Porter (observant). Favoured with influence to Drip.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Isaac Fulmer, sentenced to smothering for your fraternization with the Fraternal Order of Badgers (heraldry) and preaching the heresies of the Problemata (mechanics) while in thankless employ, in Salisbury, as a Minstrel (acrobatics). Favoured with influence to Snap.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Frideswide Scroggs, sentenced to quartering for your allegiance with the Druids of the Eternal Grove (quieten the common beast) and spreading the heresies of the De Neycomancia (mediumship) while in gainful employ, in Carmarthan, as a Doctor (reassurance). Favoured with influence over Dirt.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 3d

You're Andrew Brown, sentenced to a stretch upon the rack for your allegiance with the Octagon Society (meditation) and dabbling in the heresies of the Munich Manual (frustrate) while in gainless employ, in Dover, as a Scrivener (papercraft). Favoured with influence to Clap.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Stephen Gasper, sentenced to impaling upon the fundament for your fraternization with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (geometry) and spreading the heresies of the Problemata (mechanics) while in gainless employ, in Wrexham, as a Scrivener (calligraphy). Favoured with influence to Scorch.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Edmund Scott, sentenced to beheading for your complicity with the Chevaliers des Trois Imposteurs (commerce) and enacting the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (navigation) while in edifying employ, in Hull, as a Doctor (reassurance). Favoured with influence to Clap.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Ursula Peyton, sentenced to pressing for your allegiance with the Star of Artemis (archaeology) and acting upon the heresies of the Steganographia (ciphers) while in thankless employ, in Totnes, as a Bottler (preservation). Favoured with influence over Breath.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 4d

You're Edward Kottow, sentenced to decapitation for your collusion with the Goodly Servants of Light (orienteering) and preaching the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (deception) while in frustaneous employ, in Hull, as a Gardener (labouring). Favoured with influence to Skip.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Ambrose Chanceller, sentenced to crushing for your complicity with the Pythagorean Brotherhood (debate) and meddling with the heresies of the De Principibus et Regibus Daemoniorium (deception) while in gainful employ, in Southwark, as a Friar (quote and verse). Favoured with influence to Rot.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Sindony Yaxley, sentenced to exsanguination for your complicity with the Druids of the Eternal Grove (quieten the common beast) and acting upon the heresies of the Hollow Hills (climbing) while in reputable employ, in Wisbech, as a Craftsperson (reworking). Favoured with influence to Gasp.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Ellis Seys, sentenced to sawing in half for your pact with the Druids of the Eternal Grove (folklore) and trifling in the heresies of the Das Buch der Nacht (occult lore) while in nugatory employ, in Oxford, as an Artist (counterfeit). Favoured with influence to Baffle.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 5d

You're Annis Ford, sentenced to quartering for your allegiance with the Compagnonage (bargaining) and dabbling in the heresies of the Rohonc Codex while in gainful employ, in Colchester, as a Messenger (traversing). Favoured with influence to Benight.

Mister Garland @mistergarland.bsky.social · 6d

You're Lettice Dunch, sentenced to exsanguination for your abetment with the Chevaliers des Trois Imposteurs (eloquence) and preaching the heresies of the Rites of Eleusis (organisation) while in occasional employ, in Lincoln, as a Doctor (reassurance). Favoured with influence to Thump.