Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth
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LOL, it’s so ridiculous. Leave me alone!!!
If you try to mansplain to me why they do this as if I don’t already know, you’re getting mocked then blocked. I left Twitter so I wouldn’t have to put up with annoying losers.
I complain about this a lot, but the “information collection and account creation” shit in our society is out of control. The place where I get my EYEBROWS done does not need to know my home address and birthday, and I do not need to create a profile. Companies need name + payment info & that’s it.
I complain about this a lot, but the “information collection and account creation” shit in our society is out of control. The place where I get my EYEBROWS done does not need to know my home address and birthday, and I do not need to create a profile. Companies need name + payment info & that’s it.
That post 9/11 song is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard lol
They collapse because they are spineless little jellyfish. They’ve never been oppressed in their lives and there is nothing at stake for them. They cosplay online as tough guys, but if you confront them IRL, they run away and cry lol.
Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.
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Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.
Wish I could cut this into a line and snort it lmao
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
Gm remind me to windex my mirror later
I have no clue what makes a good chin. Prominence??
I don’t think it’s mean or anything, I just genuinely don’t know what to think because I’ve never had anyone compliment my chin before!
Am I being negged? Is this some weird phrenology thing?? Is “chins” a porn thing I’m unaware of? Is my chin really that stunning? So many questions.
Once again I am taking notes lol
I’m getting the pot roast sandwich and fries but tell me what else I should get
I’m fully capable of driving myself but don’t want to lol
Big news, my Dad said he would drive me the 50 minutes to the nearest Culver’s this week so I can try it for the first time
Yeah it’s really expensive there. Northern California especially is just so beautiful, if I was rich I would have a house there!
Yeah I would have gone today but I have a sprained ankle, I keep trying to give online dating a chance bc several friends have been successful but idk anymore. It’s a slog.
I have a very dark and filthy sense of humor sometimes but I have to know a man before he makes any quips about dicks!
There are men in their 40s still opening with lines like this
Whipped cream and sprinkles, no marshmallows
I actually watched that one already ages ago, not sure why I skipped the first
Drinking my third (!!!) hot chocolate of the day and watching Ouija for the first time