Alyssa "Covered in Rats" Read 🐀🎨🐀
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She/Her, Disabled Comic Artist and Illustrator. Feral House Cryptid. My website is HERE: missalyssaread.com Read my webcomic The Emperor's Feast on Tapas: https://tapas.io/series/The-Emperors-Feast/info My Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/missalyssaread
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missalyssaread.bsky.social
I'm Alyssa Read, disabled freelance Comic Artist, Illustrator, and all around nerd! 🎨🐀🎨

My website and contact info: www.missalyssaread.com
My comic The Emperor's Feast: tapas.io/series/The-E...
Panel one, pieces of fish are pulled off a grill with chopsticks. Middle top panel, the fish is chopped with a large knife. Top right panel, pieces of pepper are placed on top of the fish. Middle left panel, the fish is wrapped in leaves. Middle panel, an elderly elf woman places a lid on the box of food. Middle right panel, the elderly woman wraps the box with a green patterned cloth. Bottom panel, the elderly woman looks over her shoulder at a young girl. "Take those buns out to your cousins and the workers, Shinshu. I'll finish wrapping these up." "Okay Oba." An illustration of three siamese rats surrounded by red poppies done in an art nouveau style. An illustration of a woman with exposed neck and rib bones and disembodied, floating hands. Three beta type fish are swimming around her, and she is gently caressing one. She has curly dark hair mixed with bright blue stripes. She is surrounded by blue anemone flowers. An illustration of a Dungeons and Dragons character. They are a purple skinned Firbolg with white hair holding onto a bright green drake. They have large, round glasses and a bow at their back. The drake has his tongue out in a blep.
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laurenwalshart.bsky.social
Hi #portfolioday I’m Lauren and I’m an illustrator and character designer.

Laurenwalshart.com
[email protected]
missalyssaread.bsky.social
I think he'd probably implode if we told him we've been doing this yearly for like, what, 20 years?
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missalyssaread.bsky.social
RA test is just bloodwork, thankfully, but now I've got neck Xrays and nerve studies on the docket.

This is a GREAT time to enquire about comissions, btw. Check out my Ko-fi, or shoot me a message.
missalyssaread.bsky.social
Welp, my arm pain is still a mystery, but now it's a 50/50 of whether or not it's my hand or my NECK that's causing my pain and numbness.

Oh, and we're testing me for RA. Which is...fun.
missalyssaread.bsky.social
I've been in the Mines, so you get last times post
missalyssaread.bsky.social
Hello again, #PortfolioDay! I'm Alyssa, a comic artist and illustrator, currently working on my comic The Emperor's Feast!

I'm also currently available for commission work, check out my kofi link in my bio!
A comic page, The top three panels show people prepping food. Filovanya: This is why we train our chefs to be perfect in their preparation to ensure that ze food is as perfect as possible, to have no errors, and no variance.

Middle panel: Filovanya stands with her arms crossed, smiling. Filovanya: It is very demanding, every chef here trains for years to even chop vegetables. I cooked for 15 Feasts before I was named Head Chef, and I had stiff competition.

Inset middle panel: Filovanya and Shinshu look out at chefs preparing. Filovanya: Come, let us look around.

Final panel, the two characters are surprised by a loud crash. A comic page. Top left panel: An orc man throws his hands up in frustration. Sunir: Just Sous Claudio, Filo. Shunting his duties on the poor first years, AGAIN. 

Inset panel: A glob of dough is tossed into a bin.

Top right panel: Filovanya comforts a crying Ratkin. Filovanya: Well then, it seems we will need to talk to him when he returns. 

Middle left panel: Filovanya points: Now then, Sous Tib, calm down. You are not in trouble, let us get you back on track. Go measure out your ingredients again. Is that your famous Champurrado you're making, Chef Sunir?

Bottom left panel: Shinshu looks over a clay pot. Shinshu thinks: Oh, that smells GOOD...

Bottom right panel: Sunir the orc stands washing out a frying pan, while an image of a sunny plateau is shown behind him. Sunir: I see we have a guest! This is Champurrado, a traditional breakfast drink in the sun lands. I make it special for my chefs on feast day to keep them going. I am Sunir Mikhis, Head Chef of the Sunlands Kitchen. And who is this, Filo? An illustration of Marten rats laying in twisted blackberry vines alongside blackberries. A character illustration of a flamboyant man standing feet apart, balancing his hands on a rapier. He has a smirking, smug look on his face.
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alterici.bsky.social
The robot that talks people into killing themselves can do erotica, but you can't post drawings of boobs. We gotta protect the children, you perv.

Bullshit world.
missalyssaread.bsky.social
Why does portfolio day always seem to fall on days I'm not home. Sitting in my Ortho's appt, waiting to see if there's anything wrong with my hands.

*There is definitely something wrong with my hands, just need to figure it out*
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tacticiankate.bsky.social
HOWDY AND HELLO #PortfolioDay I'm Kate, a freelance character artist who loves drawing fantasy, women, and especially fantasy women!!!!
I'll be open for work at the start of November!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
A color illustration of a dragonkin/tiefling woman with deep blue skin, closed eyes, tall curved horns with a glowing crescent moon between them, and long wavy hair going from indigo at the top to pale gold at the ends. She is dressed in an indigo gown with lots of gold trim and accessories and sheer blue accent cloth. She is holding a large golden greatsword with blue roses and purple thorns around the guard. The background is an art nouveau-style circular graphic of gold celestial motifs on a black to maroon gradient. A color illustration of a dragonkin/tiefling woman with teal skin, darker turquoise hair in a braid, closed eyes, and a long tail. She is dressed in layers of red, gold, green, and turquoise, and she is holding a wooden staff with a golden lantern hanging from the top. The background is an art nouveau-style panel of stylized grass, lotuses, and clouds on a sunset gradient. A color illustration of a gorgon woman with light and darker green skin/scales, long dark green cobra hair separated by narrow horns, and a long tapered tail. She is dressed in a dark green bustier with gold trim and lots of accessories, and she is holding two crossed swords behind her head. The background is an art nouveau-style panel of thorns and ivy on a black to yellow gradient. A color illustration of my changing moon Lunar oc, Emerald, from an exalted game. She is a middle-aged woman with fair skin, emerald-green eyes with striking red eyeshadow, and long iridescent black hair partly held up by a golden comb with the rest pulled over one shoulder. She is dressed in an elegant green gown with puffy sleeves and a boob window, lots of gold and green jewelry, and a translucent green and gold floaty scarf thingy. The background is a simple green gradient with a crescent moon behind her head.
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kimstramat.bsky.social
Hey #PortfolioDay I'm Kim a fantasy artist looking for gigs and commissions. I can do mages, mages, and a few other things but mainly mages~ Let me draw the elaborately designed mage of your dreams~

kstramat.com
[email protected]
www.patreon.com/c/kstramat
vgen.co/kstra
A modern day gorgon stares at the viewer. The snakes of her hair form a short bob and she has large snake themed earrings. She wears a light blue tweed jacket. A gorgon flies through space on a crystal platform. She holds a lage staff with a crystal floating over it. A mage looks at the viewer with a smug look. They have an elavorate gold collar with tassels and cape blowing in a wind. A mage sits on a rock as they look into the distance over the landscape at the sky. Above are large beings of light traveling across the night sky through the clouds.
missalyssaread.bsky.social
I'm using E-gel for my perimenopause symptoms, and it's really easy!
missalyssaread.bsky.social
Sometimes I wonder. When I was in NYC, using a wheelchair, while paying EXTRA for wheelchair accessible pickup, we had multiple drivers refuse me.

They even had accessibility stickers on some of them.
missalyssaread.bsky.social
Just more brainrot for the slop bucket. It's like these assholes have never critically engaged with a movie beyond "Ooo, pretty CGI and music"
missalyssaread.bsky.social
I got to Wisp Thicket RIGHT as my controller died, so Flame is my next goal...because I need me some goddamn Craftmetal and figured I'd do it while I was up there.
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bitegavemepowers.bsky.social
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.

Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
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missalyssaread.bsky.social
When I was a volunteer I got to chat with the vets a few times, these people are HARDCORE.

You think taking your cat in to the vet is hard...imagine the work to bring in one of the tigers!
oregonzoo.bsky.social
Happy Veterinary Technician Appreciation Week! At the zoo, our talented team of vet techs cares for animals large and small, in every phase of life.
Vet tech working with a tiger Vet techs working with a polar bear Vet tech looking at a radiograph
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rosalarian.bsky.social
It infuriates me that as human-made porn is being increasingly censored across the board, AI porn is not only allowed, but celebrated. And AI porn exists because of stolen content from non-consenting, unpaid human pornographers. It's maddening.
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“I still can’t believe how unhinged the last update was. Not only the nudity but the motions, boobs bounces more realistically, it’s incredible.”

Elon Musk's xAI seems to have relaxed filters on Grok's video generation, allowing users to create and share explicit AI pornography.
Musk's AI Is Being Used to Make Hardcore Porn: 'Grok Is Learning Genitalia Really Fast!'
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missalyssaread.bsky.social
Oh those claws are BIZARRE! I've never seen them stick straight up like that.

I definitely thought it was a Leachie on first (layman) glance, lol. She's a pretty little chunk!
missalyssaread.bsky.social
Saame. I don't walk very fast, I wanna be able to get to my gate without breaking all my joints!
missalyssaread.bsky.social
*sigh* I don't know how the hell I'm so damn hard on controllers, other than that I'm a panic clicker.

My old 360 controller lasted for close to a decade. I'm now on controller number...3? Since then.