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28/Pan/they/them/Alien who's larping as a cow

Expect weird art and me wearing you (for fun)

If you voted for that piece of shit you are not welcome here
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I NEED TO DRAW
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Commission me so I can make more bad decisions
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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feel wearing a big guy
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Xunh
#alien
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Heartless Monkey

Commission from @spacepupsilver.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Got this AMAZING piece from @spooky-shark-art.bsky.social

Don't you feel compelled to try it on? 🖤
Come on, just a little while... slide it on~ It's snug and rubbery ✨️
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Smoke and Mirrors (Comm. Estertine)

It's all smoke and mirrors over at the red light district, even the performers!
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Sonar: Come here…🔥
More alts on patreon ✨
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I need a man to hold me, kiss me, and call me slurs
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Slugshot beer. Available in places people commonly litter

Gets yours today !
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Make your friends into nice and comfy rubbery suits! It's what they would want

Bday gift for @dougfroggo.bsky.social! Our birthday's are pretty close together, so figured I'd make him into a birthday suit ;3
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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IT'S A MONSTERHOUSE! Aftermath (Comm. Estertine)

It was totally worth the inventory space. Munchlax enjoys his well-earned gains from the dungeon, much to his partner's agitation.

Sequel to:
bsky.app/profile/rayb...
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I want Sonar to manhandle me
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Charlie i mean Sonar from Dispatch
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Just let the brain slug slide onto your head, slithering it's tentacles inside your ears and squeezing your brain as it does the driving for you. You'll be happy as a meat puppet.
Art: @rubbermutt.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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So I'm in a bit of a tough spot, would anyone want a quick $20 sketch?
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
So I'm in a bit of a tough spot, would anyone want a quick $20 sketch?
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM