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Miranda E. Yearwood

@mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social

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I’m a professional writer, an artist, a bibliophile, and a traveler of all realms. Some might say I’m “vampiric.” Now I’m also working full time as a GoPro photographer and videographer nationwide.

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Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 27d

Frida say hello to Frida Kahlo.

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Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 2d

I cannot wait to play the Wii I know that sounds funny considering it is 2025 however, I bought a vintage refurbished we before removed from Washington and it’s practically brand new to me. I hope it still works. It probably does not but I have a lot of games, including Alice in Wonderland and.

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 2d

Last Night Out

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 2d

If you wear a jacket that has an appointment by the queen of England herself and the Duke of Edinburgh and the Prince of Wales I’m pretty sure there’s a very powerful jacket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that special green cord I left in their purposely

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 2d

The Queen’s Barbour…and the Duke of Edinburgh William and the prince of wales Harry of Windsor I Have The Jacket

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

At………..LAKE MCONOUGHEY LIKE MATTHEW THE ACTOR

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

Ok Fine y’all are Really gonna die but I SAW A PICTURE OF THE WORST THING TODAY THAT LED TO THIS ULTIMATE CONCLUSION WE ALL WERE IN A REST AREA AND GEORGE PARROTT WAS DEAD AND HIS BEAK NOSE AND HIS ACTUAL SKIN DEATH MASK AND SHOES MADE FROM HIS ACTUAL SKIN IN THE PIC AND INFREAKED OUT

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

One last thing the receipt before the Little America stop was in A F, I D which was KURTS WAY OF SAYING GET A FUCKING ID

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

THEY NEVER EVEN LEFT THE HOTEL THE INN THEY WERE IN THEY WERE STUCK IN THEIR HEADS AND STILL AAAAAAAARRRRRRERE

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

THE BLAIR EITCH USED CAMPSTOOL LANE TO TURN THOSE THREE CAMPERS INSANE

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Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

It IT THE GAS STATION IS ON CAMPSTOOL LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not toadstool BUT TOO CLOSEE

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Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

I actually was interactive, and I did actual magic spells, including making four snakes turn into a square and putting a frog on a flower.

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

As for the Blair witch, obviously that which is not that terrifying lol is really in my dreams since we’ve been on the road. I’ve been very telling I even had what you call and astral dream where

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

Satan is here and he is in control and I really don’t have to worry about a thing. It’s just a matter of reading the symbols, paying attention being alert and paying homage to the places that we go by getting souvenirs and eating healthy food.

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Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

And ironically, the rest stop that we whipped it into causing such chaos. Had a motherfucking shower stall so I could wash my pants thank you, Satan.

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

We don’t get along and we’ve had one serious argument, where he actually took his wallet got out of the car and ran away after he closed my iced coffee to spill all over my $200 sweatpants. I was super pissed off, but I really had to go to the bathroom.

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

Race Trac gas stop

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

This is in Ellijay, Georgia next to the racetrack across from where there used to be a Mexican restaurant on the hill is a popular crossroads

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

I believe that is Blair Witch

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

The person they’re entity because he keeps telling me the story every time he tells me the story of the person becomes real and I have even talked about this person in my fictional story called NONAME

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

A 6 foot tall, black statues figure wearing a suitcase in his hand holding a suitcase sorry luggage. Maybe it was stand-up luggage. I don’t know I don’t know for sure. He said the person was holding a suitcase wanting a red and they both just kept going. they did not stop or Maybe he accepted

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

So I am not thinking that this is at all made up and I do not question him at all. He’s a 70 something year-old truck driver white man is fucking crazy on the road anyway he said him and his wife both saw this figure standing on the road, it turned to them and had only red eyes, red glowing eyes.

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

Suitcase standing on the corner in Ellijay, which is very near Blairsville. I am now in belief that this is when he picked up the Blair witch. They figure was a tall person all in black and this is crazy because he told me the story when I was in college a number of times this is a common story

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

OK, I’m going to whisper because everyone is asleep and I am sort of scared however the devil is my adopted father and that is who is the boy witch and when he was a truck driver with his first wife named Carol who he married twice he actually told me about seeing a solid black figure person with a

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

He hates the heather it’s a PAGAN PROBLEM FOR HIM

Miranda E. Yearwood @mirandaeyearwood.bsky.social · 3d

Again I am just getting home AND HIDING INTIL WOODY SPRING