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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · 6d

Another night of “what did I eat that’s giving me diarrhea?” 🫩

Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · 13d

Was doing some work and heard shuffling going on behind me and saw that Bailey tucked herself in. She popped out to stare at me when I laughed a little too hard

Bailey out of the blanket, staring at me

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · 18d

Don’t come for my head but Katabasis by RF Kuang was a letdown. Such an interesting plot but the execution was not it. I did not think Hell could be so damn boring

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · 23d

What’s more embarrassing: Clapping when you think a performance has ended or saying goodbye to someone and walking in the same direction?

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · 25d

Why is there a popcorn button on a microwave if every bag of popcorn explicitly says “DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON ON MICROWAVE”

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · 28d

Is doing a mini bulk during winter worth having a temporary gut if it means I may be able to grow my glutes to get a tiny bit closer to 40 inches? Perhaps

Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 27

If dragonfruit, cantaloupe, or honeydew are in your top 4 favorite fruits then I will side eye you. Literally 3 of the most flavorless fruit 🤨

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 26

I just wanna speak to the person in the costume department for TWD that chose to stop showing off Norman Reedus’ arms because how dare you

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 24

Focused on strength training for 3 years and now going for size & aesthetics. Unfortunately I feel like my quads will never be big enough 😔

Quad pump- gym fit is in colors like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

Quad pump- gym fit is a pink oversized t shirt with black gym shorts

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 21

After building my glutes from nothing, I would now be offended if someone accused me of getting a BBL. Don’t discredit my sweat, tears, and protein farts

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 17

I’m actually considering skipping the gym today because I’d rather eat grapes

Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 16

Started listening to Small Great Things by Jodi Picoult and I’ve had to pause multiple times to calm myself down because of Turk. I can feel my BP rise during all of his chapters

Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 16

I don’t trust ppl that go to restaurants just to order a caprese salad

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 15

I don’t understand the whole 6 7 thing. I’ve heard it explained so many times and I still don’t get why it’s so funny 😩 AM I….OLD?!

a woman is holding her hands to her face and saying `` oh , i 'm like the crypt keeper '' .

Alt: Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday shouting “Oh, I’m like the crypt keeper!”

media.tenor.com

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 14

Not to brag but the lady who does laser hair removal on me says I have lips that women pay for 😌

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 9

My bookish pet peeve is adults refusing to read YA or saying “I’m too old for young adult books.”

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 7

My new favorite reaction pic to use when someone says something fucking stupid

Sims 4 screenshot of a doctor looking into a patient’s ear with a light and the light is coming out the other ear, implying the Sim has no brain

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 7

Apparently my partner never experienced Socratic seminars in high school and honestly, that explains a lot

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Sep 2

Pho > ramen

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Aug 31

If you’re a cis man that’s able bodied and has the time to workout but don’t, give me your testosterone because you’re just wasting your potential

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Aug 31

Sometimes it’s better to safe yourself the headache in educating someone because if they really wanted to know something, they could do the research themselves

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Aug 31

I’ve had both my nipples pierced and my sternum tattooed twice and not to be overdramatic or anything but getting laser hair removal on my coochie literally hurts more than those two body mods

Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Aug 31

My life would be a lot more painless if I didn’t like spicy food

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Aug 29

Don’t tell me I’m mean because honestly, I could be A LOT meaner. I just hold my tongue because I don’t want to get jumped

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Aims @mintyfarts.bsky.social · Aug 26

Do you think ants view us the same way we’d view titans if they were real?

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