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This got me hard 🥴 let me play with your pecs !!

How about a semi-bone 😌

I live in Oregon 😭 but your mythical throat skills have always made me wish for a turn 😮‍💨

For your recovery, respectfully

Curve

Send help

Back to your regularly scheduled program

If you still plan to celebrate the 4th kindly never speak to me literally ever again .

NOW MISS COULEÉ 😭🤣

Respectfully

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Year of the Snake 🤔

I hope that cursed app never ever returns

STOP BEING RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL TO SERVICE AND RETAIL WORKERS . THEY ARE JUST AT WORK, THEY ARE NOT THE “FACE OF THE COMPANY” IT IS JUST CHERYL, STEVE OR KATHY TRYING TO KEEP THEIR LIGHTS ON . TAKE THAT NASTY ASS ATTITUDE TF BACK OUTSIDE !

I fucking hate being asked “what’s your dream job/career ?” Just a really stupid question in my opinion . As Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary once said “to work is to lose in life” . Miss me with that brainwashed, browbeaten capitalist bullshit .

What would I do without you ?

Wow a bunch of new strangers following me ! Hi strangers !

Expression of the soul