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Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊
@minneappletini.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, hate MÄGÄ trash aboard the USA— a sinking ship. She/her. Former Minneapolis dweller; now slumming it in southeast Minnesota. Proudly woke. LGBTQ+ ally. Survivor of suicide loss. Lover of dogs, world travel, world languages, wine & food.
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I wonder how strict their policy is on fogging up a mirror— does ICE even require *that*?!
HR at ICE: “What special skills & experiences do you bring to the role?”

CANDIDATE: “I’m currently on probation for aggravated domestic violence, I take a shit load of drugs, and I’m a one-size-fits-most kinda guy for those white sheets I’ve heard so much about.”

RECRUITER: “Welcome aboard! 🫡”
I’ve made mistakes in my life, but I’ve never fucked up so badly that 7 million people marched in solidarity to tell me how awful of a person I am. #NoKings
Today, after 6 years of friendship, companionship & comforting me through my darkest of days, my sweet Lucas passed away in his sleep.

“My precious friend in fur,
Be blessed and now be free,
From suffering, fear, cold or want.
May we meet, know and love again.”
@courtneyaweber.bsky.social
MAGA: “Fake news! Fake polls! They probably polled illegal immigrants, gay people, women and Muslims— people who don’t count! 😡🤬”

*poll taken by a goldfish, showing increase in Donald’s ratings*

MAGA: “Hell yes! That’s my president and what I voted for. Soooo owning the libs with this! 🇺🇸👊💥”
Petition to add it to, at minimum, the Urban Dictionary. Lol
I knew it!

MAGA Mike is so far in the closet, he’s in Narnia.
I only speak good of the dead.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
Good.
A metaphor for Donald’s life: Everything he touches dies.
I only speak good of the dead.

Charlie Kirk is dead.

Good.
Getting older is realizing smooth radio is banger after banger.
I noticed that after peeking at a few more of his comments.
MÄGÄs are worthless, helpless souls, and I agree: they’re not worth the time.
If this is what happens when a mental illness is affirmed and not treated— tell us: What can we expect from you and your people?
Why do biological/cis men kiddie diddle and also shoot up schools?
Cracker Barrel is merely celebrating their Southern heritage by surrendering.
Voting is a lot like driving:

Select (R) to go backwards and (D) to move forward.
Wrong.

The city didn’t do this. It was Ron DeSantis acting on behalf of the state of Florida. The city of Orlando is condemning this.

Please, it takes only a few moments to fact-check before posting and spreading misinformation.
Uh…he’s not stepping down. He’s sliding over to chair the board.
Should’ve signed it “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Lol
Hi, Pierce. Let’s remember to use our polite voices and manners when on the internet
MAGA went from “release the files!” to “protect the philes!” real quick.
I only speak good of the dead.

Hulk Hogan is dead.

Good.