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Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊

@minneappletini.bsky.social

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Live, laugh, hate MÄGÄ trash aboard the USA— a sinking ship. She/her. Former Minneapolis dweller; now slumming it in southeast Minnesota. Proudly woke. LGBTQ+ ally. Survivor of suicide loss. Lover of dogs, world travel, world languages, wine & food.

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Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · 4d

I wonder how strict their policy is on fogging up a mirror— does ICE even require *that*?!

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · 4d

HR at ICE: “What special skills & experiences do you bring to the role?”

CANDIDATE: “I’m currently on probation for aggravated domestic violence, I take a shit load of drugs, and I’m a one-size-fits-most kinda guy for those white sheets I’ve heard so much about.”

RECRUITER: “Welcome aboard! 🫡”

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · 14d

I’ve made mistakes in my life, but I’ve never fucked up so badly that 7 million people marched in solidarity to tell me how awful of a person I am. #NoKings

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Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · 27d

What does this comment even mean?

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · 27d

Today, after 6 years of friendship, companionship & comforting me through my darkest of days, my sweet Lucas passed away in his sleep.

“My precious friend in fur,
Be blessed and now be free,
From suffering, fear, cold or want.
May we meet, know and love again.”
— @courtneyaweber.bsky.social

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Oct 2

MAGA: “Fake news! Fake polls! They probably polled illegal immigrants, gay people, women and Muslims— people who don’t count! 😡🤬”

*poll taken by a goldfish, showing increase in Donald’s ratings*

MAGA: “Hell yes! That’s my president and what I voted for. Soooo owning the libs with this! 🇺🇸👊💥”

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Oct 2

Petition to add it to, at minimum, the Urban Dictionary. Lol

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Sep 30

I knew it!

MAGA Mike is so far in the closet, he’s in Narnia.

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Sep 29

I only speak good of the dead.
Charlie Kirk is dead.
Good.

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Sep 24

A metaphor for Donald’s life: Everything he touches dies.

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Sep 11

I only speak good of the dead.

Charlie Kirk is dead.

Good.

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Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Aug 30

Getting older is realizing smooth radio is banger after banger.

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Aug 28

I noticed that after peeking at a few more of his comments.
MÄGÄs are worthless, helpless souls, and I agree: they’re not worth the time.

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Aug 28

If this is what happens when a mental illness is affirmed and not treated— tell us: What can we expect from you and your people?

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Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Aug 28

Why do biological/cis men kiddie diddle and also shoot up schools?

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Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Aug 27

Cracker Barrel is merely celebrating their Southern heritage by surrendering.

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Aug 26

Voting is a lot like driving:

Select (R) to go backwards and (D) to move forward.

Rose Dawson (Jack’s wife) 🛳️🧊 @minneappletini.bsky.social · Aug 22

Wrong.

The city didn’t do this. It was Ron DeSantis acting on behalf of the state of Florida. The city of Orlando is condemning this.

Please, it takes only a few moments to fact-check before posting and spreading misinformation.