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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 23

Hi, Meatball’s homosexual furry partner here, I just wanted to let y’all know he has been raptured and will no longer be posting on here and on X, the everything app. Thank you all for everything!

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 23

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 22

Once Trump cures Autism, you will never see me again

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 22

They killed him…

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 21

Well done, good and faithful servant

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 20

Please let go of my wife she has nothing to do with this

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 20

I love Israel!

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 19

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 18

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kamala

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 17

Centrist powerhouse Dr.Meatball Bloomberg has announced she is running against longtime radical left wing Democrat Henry Cuellar in #TX28 with the support of “La Raza” RT IF YOU SUPPORT HER ATTEMPT TO OUST THAT COMMIE CUELLAR

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 16

My university is bending to the conservative mob

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 15

87 year old centrist congressman Meatball Bloomberg was the only Democrat to attend the Charlie Kirk vigil at the capitol. Meatball Bloomberg has express disappointment of the Democratic Party in recent days and is expected to announce his departure of the party

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 14

Breaking News: God no longer fucks with Canelo and wishes for him to be deported to El Salvador after losing his match

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 14

Hopefully back to El Salvador!

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 14

Canelo is making us latinx people look bad

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 14

I converted to Mormonism in honor of Charlie, it’s what he would have wanted

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 12

Mf said owo

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 11

Imagine if we go two for two

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The right side of Trump's face was drooping during a 9/11 commemoration today (Getty)

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 11

I think I speak for Latinx people when I saw Charlie Kirk is officially invited to the Carneasada

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 11

The shooter looks like a Latinx groyper

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 11

So is the shooter just gonna get away or what…

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 10

What’s crazy is he was talking about shooters right before it happened

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 10

And if I say I don’t care

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Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 9

World War 3

Or nothing ever happens?

Meatball Bloomberg Press Office @minimeatmikeb.bsky.social · Sep 6

BREAKING NEWS: 87 year old and long time Democratic Congressman Meatball Bloomberg has announced he will be challenging Greg Abbott in the Texas Governor’s race, RT IF YOU SUPPORT HIM