Ashe "Mimewitch" Mimewitch
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Ashe "Mimewitch" Mimewitch
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Creator of unreleased things!

@chromanticide.bsky.social < i think she's neat
wow, i wish i had a cool addiction instead of this lame self harming stuff. this sucks!
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
it's like this: it wasn't loved right, so now it's Weird and Offputting. apparently this means you have a legal right to Beat It Violently.
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i'm up at the Evil Hour, so basically my brain wants me dead for daring to Breath.
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
it cannot be understated how much i want bottom surgery at this point in time, chat. i do, a little bit, loath being poor and disabled, and wish this could change at some point 🧸
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I glow like minas morgul. you must understand I am incredibly sepulchral and will be very comfy in my dark fortress for a while… please be nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
3 inches tall. as if you even care...
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i'm gonna sit on this shelf. and you're gonna walk by. and I'm gonna go. "Boo!" and then you'll pretend to be surprised and give me a kiss on my forehead. you'll do this cause dolls need to be loved too.
December 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They love me for my corrosion resistance and versatile uses in marine environments. You’re nothing but a second rate alloy. I bet you rust in a salty environment - honestly, it’s sad you compare yourself to me.
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
what if you're only sexually active when you don't love someone, like some kind of reverse demisexual. what if you're playing games with me. what if you want to kill me. what if I pin you to a board and display you in my parlour for my guests to see. what if you and I made out. Girls only.
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I love the implication people have of calling her The Wife, y'know. Like, it's not just mine. She's The Wife of All Time. Everyone should be so happy as to have The Wife.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
i hate christmas as a concept in all it's forms, of course. I'm wearing the slutty little christmas hat just to make the wife happy, you know? (I hide my childlike joy at presents behind a veneer of cynicism, i love The Wife so much)
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
girls like me! I'll forever love you girls like me! forever! forever! you could never pull me away from girls like me!
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I like Warframe The Old Peace, but I have gripe that is so meaningless I think you’d be forgiven for thinking it’s trivial.

I really dislike forced walking segments. I dislike when a game forces me to press W slowly.
December 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Reposted by Ashe "Mimewitch" Mimewitch
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I should finish the stories I was writing first. But I think writing a new one about being a fairy and navigating that space with your partner is interesting. it's interesting! to me.

theorising over 3 inches of bratty girl got me sighing wistfully
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s time for me to put forth my personal dream erotic magical girl ttrpg: “Sisters Play Free”
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m the Griffith to her Guts (said in a horrendously lovesick tone, all the while grasping a precious bauble to my breast.)
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There used to be a sky above us, I remember it. At least the idea of what it used to be, before. A solid sheet of steel. The lights that flashed and darted about, stars and meteors, the simulated sun and moon - each a half-conceived fascimile, of course. But it was better than the alternative.
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
She knows I’m worth saving. She’s seen my scars and I’ve cried into her. She knows whatever happens with me will end poorly - I’m not made for being loved. She knows this because I told her, and it will hurt when it eventually ends, and I don’t want it to hurt her like it hurt everyone else.
December 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
You have to slowly close in on me, like some cornered fox in a chicken coop. Of course, I can leave any time I want, but you put your hand on my neck and I’ve already gone limp. Why do you find my bared fangs funny? Isn’t the wall I put up indication enough of my lack of desire for warmth?
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
we should all cum together. in the name of love
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I gotta do that bit from ratatouille about persona, but it's about my general distaste for later titles, and earnest love for the jank of the first one
December 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i love making OCs!!!!!! I love making OCs!!!!!!! wahooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
you can get the little sibling experience by: Watching friends play games together and sit there quietly enjoying the ambience. it's the best shit!!!! i love it!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
uh hi im cringe and i changed names on stuff. tiny rebrand. girls are allowed this. memomime time :)

this comes with the announcement of Stuff. Soon. tm.
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM