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Sean M McCord
@milliondollarduck.bsky.social
Playwright, Professor, not actually a duck
https://linktr.ee/SocialMcCord
Every time I hear news reports about Admiral Holse, I scream at the radio that he had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea. Then I have a cup of tea and a butter pie.
newrepublic.com/post/203949/why-top-navy-admiral-holsey-resigned-hegseth-boat-strikes
Now We Know Why Top Navy Admiral Suddenly Resigned Under Hegseth
Admiral Alvin Holse didn’t resign of his own volition.
newrepublic.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If the job description had made clear that staff meetings consisted of everyone praising me while I take a nap, I might have applied for that position myself! 😴 #SnorerSchnorrer
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“He’s got a million things to focus on! When else could he sleep?”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A UOK student claims she's the victim of religious discrimination because a psychology instructor gave her a zero for citing the Bible in her essay: “the lie that there are multiple genders is demonic.”
Way to take a bold stand in your claim that there is only one gender!
nyti.ms/444V189
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Five years ago this week … just in case you need reminding that Trump Confederates are not evil geniuses:
youtube.com/watch?v=VAyh2xPrFvo
Four Seasons Total Landscaping Local Ad
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If I were in Congress, I'd be publicly railing against my fellow Democrats for caving and voting with the Republicans while secretly relieved that they're taking the heat.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Cavalier Daily, UVA’s student newspaper, gives the most thorough (and non-paywalled) report I’ve yet seen on yesterday’s campus lockdown
cavalierdaily.com/article/2025/11/false-report-of-active-shooter-placed-uva-on-lockdown-monday
False report of active shooter placed U.Va. on lockdown Monday
The University shared a “run, hide, fight” alert with community members at 3:05 p.m. today, saying that there was an active attacker with a gun in the area of Shannon Library.
cavalierdaily.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Remember to vote today for the candidate with the best hair! #DontPanic 👍🏼
youtu.be/UeaM1MtXwJQ
Vote Beeblebrox (2005)
YouTube video by Brad Hood
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The most popular candy nationwide this Halloween of 2025 may be Reese's Pieces; except Mississippi, where it's Rhesus Monkeys.
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The pedophile-formerly-known-as-prince is now out of job and with no real marketable skills.
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Just in case Trump demolishing the White House wasn't quite enough metaphor, today Winsome Sears' campaign bus erupted in flames...
wtkr.com/news/politics/earle-sears-campaign-bus-reportedly-catches-fire-spanberger-relieved-opponents-team-is-safe
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Donald Trump finally accomplished what the 9/11 hijackers could only dream of.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Here, in September of 2025, I am going to go out on a limb and declare that the next Democratic Party nominee for President — and, with any luck, the next actual President of the United States — will be…

…someone most of us have not heard of in September of 2025.
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Good gawd, he is dumb!
Also, you know exactly to whom I am referring.
September 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝐽𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑦 𝐹𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑛
𝐴 𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑥𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢
𝑤𝑜𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑜
(with apologies to Paul Simon and everyone else)
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Kirk Konfederates: “Charlie Kirk died for exercising his Freedom of Speech!” hashtag FreeSpeech
Also: “Anyone who didn’t respond exactly as we say should be punished!” hashtag CheapSpeech
www.29news.com/2025/09/12/u...
UVA Republicans urge university to punish people they say celebrated Kirk slaying
These claims were made in a letter addressed to UVA Interim President Paul Mahoney and the Board of Visitors, and was published online.
www.29news.com
September 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Let us now talk about the guns. We have debated whether Charlie Kirk was a martyr to Free Speech even as his followers want to silence any criticism. We have debated whether Kirk’s brand of hostile xenophobia and white christian nationalism attracted the very violence that led to his murder.
September 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Should we assume that Trump will now deploy his shock troops to Orem UT in order to deal with the crime problem?
September 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Looking forward to the podcast explaining how the two Trump-appointed podcasters failed to find the podcaster killer.
September 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Trump is sending troops to American cities for the same reason that Nazis invaded Charlottesville in 2017: to beat up Democrats and Black and Brown people.
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights." — Charlie Kirk
mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk/charlie-kirk-its-worth-have-cost-unfortunately-some-gun-deaths-every-single-year-so-we
Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
mediamatters.org
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
After the parade of horrors that has been the past eight months (!!!) of Trump 2.0, am I wrong to feel a bit smug at the sight of undocumented workers being rounded up at a South Korean-owned Hyundai plant in Georgia?
September 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Many years ago, I worked for a medical lab in the old industrial wing of a hospital that felt a bit like a naval vessel, with narrow hallways and swinging door with port holes in them. One afternoon, as I approached one of those doors, I saw my co-worker Carol doing the same on the other side...
September 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What does 'anxiety' mean to you? In my day, I might have acknowledged being a bit anxious in a Charlie Brown way when faced with, say, a pending test or a job interview, but I sense that the word if not the understanding is different for a Late Boomer like me than it is for Millennials or GenZ.
September 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Fire RFK Jr. now." posts Senator "Up" Chuck Schumer. Well, yeah, if only there were some impeachable process to make that happen. #UpChuck
threads.com/@senschumer/post/DN8meeajb-q
Chuck Schumer (@senschumer) on Threads
Fire RFK Jr. now.
threads.com
August 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM