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Clearly none of you compare to a GENIUS․
I have all of you outclassed in everyway imaginable․

GET A LOAD OF THIS‼️

#SeductiveSunday
Only 150,000 rings for THAT MISERABLE RODENT❓
Oho❗
I fully intend to, rodent․

Come on ⸻ bring it on⸻⸻‼️
𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄❗⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐄‼️
NOOOOOOOOOO❗

METAL SONIC :
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE‼️
NO WAY❗
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS‼️
"Time to scramble this Egg!"
EGAD❗
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
EGAD❗
IT'S JUST A PRANK❗
IT'S JUST A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK‼️
You know what❓⠀This is EXACTLY what I crave❗

EVERY Sonic coming straight to me ⸻ I will CRUSH them all one by one ⸻ becoming nothing but blue marks on the floor‼️
"Heh, it only takes one of us to take you down, Robuttnik! Now there's loads of us!.........Most of them are fakers, but hey! It gets under your skin, so I'm not complaining!"
AND YOU'RE AN ANNOYANCE❗
. . . . YOU'RE A STUPID HEAD--
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS ARE THERE⁉️
YOU KEEP YOUR TINY MOUTH SEALED‼️💢
I SWEAR TO GAIA ․․․
Do you want a real answer?
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS ARE THERE⁉️
HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS ARE THERE⁉️
IT'S NO USE․
"PLEASE. I'VE NEVER ASKED ANYTHING FROM YOU BEFORE THIS, ROBOTNIK-"
GET A LOAD OF THIS❗
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY❓
THE MORE THE MERRIER❗
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY❓
THE MORE THE MERRIER❗
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY❓
THE MORE THE MERRIER❗