Miley Swallow
@mileyswallow.bsky.social
I’m from Chicago. That’s it.
Come out to soaked tomorrow yall. The lineup is stacked so I’m gonna need those votes lol.
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Come out to soaked tomorrow yall. The lineup is stacked so I’m gonna need those votes lol.
The stockings by the chimney are HUNG???
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The stockings by the chimney are HUNG???
It’s one swallow. ONE
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s one swallow. ONE
Is it too late to record my own cover of the pentatonix Christmas album where I sing all the parts?
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Is it too late to record my own cover of the pentatonix Christmas album where I sing all the parts?
You can pick any name in the world and you choose Darlene?
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You can pick any name in the world and you choose Darlene?
Anyways I’m excited for the Dions and Kenya Pleaser
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Anyways I’m excited for the Dions and Kenya Pleaser
Great day to be a Dion
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Great day to be a Dion
Got the gays to follow me at Queen we are SO back
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Got the gays to follow me at Queen we are SO back
I’m so happy I get to party again
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m so happy I get to party again
I’ve got a list of people’s makeup I wanna do on my face so get ready for the series reboot. I’m going back to my roots.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ve got a list of people’s makeup I wanna do on my face so get ready for the series reboot. I’m going back to my roots.
Announcing and announcement soon… 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Announcing and announcement soon… 🤭
Please
Fuck Miley Swallow.
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Please
I feel so mugged
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I feel so mugged
@therachelslurrz.bsky.social how’d I do?
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@therachelslurrz.bsky.social how’d I do?
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Can you spot your faves??
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Can you spot your faves??
I would have put baby powder in my hair and done the raja
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I would have put baby powder in my hair and done the raja
I’m glad the hockey actors have canonically accurate fat asses
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m glad the hockey actors have canonically accurate fat asses
Men being masculine and a little bit toxic is hot but only if their first language is not English
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Men being masculine and a little bit toxic is hot but only if their first language is not English
Got a fucking cold. It’s something every fucking week.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Got a fucking cold. It’s something every fucking week.
You know what I’m thankful for? Boobness
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You know what I’m thankful for? Boobness
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LETS GOOOOOO💋
FAB Lab Allstars - December 16th🫶🏾
Show Promptly @ 8pm💞
FAB Lab Allstars - December 16th🫶🏾
Show Promptly @ 8pm💞
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
LETS GOOOOOO💋
FAB Lab Allstars - December 16th🫶🏾
Show Promptly @ 8pm💞
FAB Lab Allstars - December 16th🫶🏾
Show Promptly @ 8pm💞
No don’t put any sort of reflective surface or light on your bike make it super easy for me to hit you go ahead
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
No don’t put any sort of reflective surface or light on your bike make it super easy for me to hit you go ahead
I could siiiiiing a ballad about our Cobb salaaad.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I could siiiiiing a ballad about our Cobb salaaad.
For what it’s worth the Wizard was a hell of a mechanic
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
For what it’s worth the Wizard was a hell of a mechanic